it's past midnight. i did it. i actually made it through my very first full whole entire day of "detox" dieting and i am not dead ( Read more... )

we are in london for my birthday! that's today! i am not into giving out my age (a real man never lies, but never reveals either), but either way, today is my birthday and we are in london for it! i am feeling particularly redundant today, so allow me a moment to re re repeat some things ( Read more... )

We're off to see the WIZARD! The wonderful wizard of Auckland! Or something. To Los Angeles, then over to New Zealand! I am super excited about it, except I do have to get in contact with Jai and ask him if grinning out a random, "Toss another shrimp on the barbie, mate" is proper New Zealandish etiquette ( Read more... )

I honestly have no clue why I'm awake, but mostly I have no clue why I never slept. This is perhaps the first time in foreeeeeeever that I've been able to make it through the night. I had really forgotten just how interesting those infomercials for Revo brush and Ron Popiel's amazing rotesserie machine actually were. So bravo for me ( Read more... )

There is this little pebble in one of my shoes I cannot seem to get out of there. Keeps hanger-on'ing ( Read more... )

Boston! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I forget how much I miss New York until I come back after being away for awhile. Taking in a big lungful of smog and the strange ever lingering scent of Starbuck's really makes my day.

NOT TO MENTION, back here, I am in my element. I want my beast to be unleashed! Maybe later today.

Ew.

Do not ever tell me such nasty things ever again or I will be forced to shave your head while you sleep.

Just.. ew.

Oh please. You all know who I am. And really, I don't blame any of you kids one bit! If I was you, I'd definitely keep up with myself too. Flowing blond hair, electric blue eyes.. I am truly a vision to behold ( Read more... )