[Audio]
[The feed opens with two people shouting in the backround and then an angry command in a language that sounds a bit like Korean. There is a moment of static, and then the language slips into that common language that makes it possible for everyone in the facility to understand the man.]
Good morning, everyone. My name's Joe and ya'll all call me Captain, and me and my crew are looking around this place now so keep yer bearing together while we're figuring stuff out.
We'd like to talk to ye guys, but because ye're way too many to deal with all of ye, and because Sergey is an incompetent fa- [there is a thunk and then, away from the micro] SERGEY!!!!!!
[From further away, you can hear a reply that mostly consists of Russian and Scandinavian curses - two people seem to not be happy with each other. ]
What I wanted to say is that ye'll probably see more guys and chicks come in. Some things seem to be a bit broken but no big, no big, we'll fix that.
Hey, girls, if ya want ta speed things up and cheer poor Egil up, get rid of yer shirts and bras and dance a bit fer him it's been too long that he's seen a cute-
[the feed ends here and cuts in a gain two minutes later. This time there is an exasperated sounding female voice with a strong African accent, speaking English, then repeating the same in German, Russian and Japanese.]
Appoint three people who have been here for at least one month. We want to talk. You have time until tomorrow evening to choose. Also don't take Joe for serious.
Good morning, everyone. My name's Joe and ya'll all call me Captain, and me and my crew are looking around this place now so keep yer bearing together while we're figuring stuff out.
We'd like to talk to ye guys, but because ye're way too many to deal with all of ye, and because Sergey is an incompetent fa- [there is a thunk and then, away from the micro] SERGEY!!!!!!
[From further away, you can hear a reply that mostly consists of Russian and Scandinavian curses - two people seem to not be happy with each other. ]
What I wanted to say is that ye'll probably see more guys and chicks come in. Some things seem to be a bit broken but no big, no big, we'll fix that.
Hey, girls, if ya want ta speed things up and cheer poor Egil up, get rid of yer shirts and bras and dance a bit fer him it's been too long that he's seen a cute-
[the feed ends here and cuts in a gain two minutes later. This time there is an exasperated sounding female voice with a strong African accent, speaking English, then repeating the same in German, Russian and Japanese.]
Appoint three people who have been here for at least one month. We want to talk. You have time until tomorrow evening to choose. Also don't take Joe for serious.