Two are one - video
[You get nothing to see but white walls that speak of nothing. It could really be anywhere in the asylum.
But you can hear things: Footsteps, at first, and then a a sickening loud sound of human flesh meeting a hard surface. Someone heavy seems to have crashed into a part of the asylum. The sounds seem to come from the right ...And then the thud is shortly followed by a shout of surprise.]
What the-- kurwa! I'm like, in here, you creep! Go away!
You have blocked the way to shared property, da? It is very bad manners to do that. [He's not even aware how much that sounds like Communism, how could he. But everything that is Poland's is by extension his, since Poland is his, and the bathroom definitely belongs to both rooms which makes it his even more.
The first voice boils over with anger.] Bad manners? You--You totally can't just come in when I'm using the bathroom! God!
[There's a loud clatter.]
You have been using the bathroom for at least two weeks now. [He still sounds as cheerful as always.] And you should be more careful with your things when throwing them, yes? Who knows if we can replace them here.
I haven't been using it the whole time, duh. Now like, get out!
[There is no answer, but a short while later, Russia can be seen carrying Poland into the area that the camera of the device covers. He puts the other nation down and declares happily, like a child that just cleaned all the dishes by himself and now goes to tell mum about the great deed that he did:] I have him! Where shall I bring him to?
[Poland, highly displeased with this turn of events, tries to run as soon as Russia sets him down. But Russia just grabs the nearest part of the other nation and hold on to him while still smiling proudly and looking mostly at the camera. Undaunted by his failure or by the other nation's size, Poland begins squirming, kicking, anything to try and loosen Russia's grip or hurt him.]
Ohmigod, let me go! I'm totally gonna burn Moscow to the ground if you don't get your hands off me, creep!
[That makes the larger nation whirl towards the smaller one and lift him up easily, gripping him hard enough to bruise, danger audible in his voice, threatening despite the cheerfulness still in it.]
But you are a good boy now and will not do that ever again, da? [The only one who is allowed to do that is he himself.]
[Poland's smile, despite his situation, is utterly proud.] I did it before.
[[red is Poland, blue is Russia]]
But you can hear things: Footsteps, at first, and then a a sickening loud sound of human flesh meeting a hard surface. Someone heavy seems to have crashed into a part of the asylum. The sounds seem to come from the right ...And then the thud is shortly followed by a shout of surprise.]
What the-- kurwa! I'm like, in here, you creep! Go away!
You have blocked the way to shared property, da? It is very bad manners to do that. [He's not even aware how much that sounds like Communism, how could he. But everything that is Poland's is by extension his, since Poland is his, and the bathroom definitely belongs to both rooms which makes it his even more.
The first voice boils over with anger.] Bad manners? You--You totally can't just come in when I'm using the bathroom! God!
[There's a loud clatter.]
You have been using the bathroom for at least two weeks now. [He still sounds as cheerful as always.] And you should be more careful with your things when throwing them, yes? Who knows if we can replace them here.
I haven't been using it the whole time, duh. Now like, get out!
[There is no answer, but a short while later, Russia can be seen carrying Poland into the area that the camera of the device covers. He puts the other nation down and declares happily, like a child that just cleaned all the dishes by himself and now goes to tell mum about the great deed that he did:] I have him! Where shall I bring him to?
[Poland, highly displeased with this turn of events, tries to run as soon as Russia sets him down. But Russia just grabs the nearest part of the other nation and hold on to him while still smiling proudly and looking mostly at the camera. Undaunted by his failure or by the other nation's size, Poland begins squirming, kicking, anything to try and loosen Russia's grip or hurt him.]
Ohmigod, let me go! I'm totally gonna burn Moscow to the ground if you don't get your hands off me, creep!
[That makes the larger nation whirl towards the smaller one and lift him up easily, gripping him hard enough to bruise, danger audible in his voice, threatening despite the cheerfulness still in it.]
But you are a good boy now and will not do that ever again, da? [The only one who is allowed to do that is he himself.]
[Poland's smile, despite his situation, is utterly proud.] I did it before.
[[red is Poland, blue is Russia]]