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carrie_leigh

Conversations With an Eight Year-Old

Dec 30, 2010 17:10

Eclipse has an MPAA rating of PG-13. I knew that going into this. But the boys have watched loads of PG-13 movies without incident. Off the top of my head - The Spider-Man Franchise, for one. And I am by no means a prude. But I was wholly unprepared for this. WHERE IS MY HANDBOOK?

Anywho, parenting is an adventure.

( Are you a virgin, Mommy? )

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Can't. Stop. Laughing. tadpole_bac December 30 2010, 23:36:59 UTC

I can't catch my breath! That's hilarious! I think your kiddos are awesome. And way too smart for their own good!

Re: Can't. Stop. Laughing. tadpole_bac December 30 2010, 23:38:05 UTC

And, btw, Bella is super whiny. I wanna smack her.

Re: Can't. Stop. Laughing. jessicakmalfoy December 31 2010, 01:09:06 UTC

LJ doesn't have a like button so i'm just going to say I agree! bella! get grip! you have all these hot guys after you!

Re: Can't. Stop. Laughing. carrie_leigh December 31 2010, 04:33:39 UTC

Don't get me started on Bella. NOTHING pleases her.

Yes, Bethy, there are times when I wish they weren't quite so bright.

elvishly December 30 2010, 23:54:26 UTC

LOL. You guys are immense. Ethan's response -- hahaha!

BTW -- I got your Christmas card today! It is really nice. :D Thank you. :)

carrie_leigh December 31 2010, 04:34:40 UTC

Oh, you're welcome. :)

I answer you're Unimpressed Arthur with one of my own.

jessicakmalfoy December 31 2010, 01:08:19 UTC

aw i think that's funny! i told aislynn the same thing but she found the word in her kids Bible!! and she said "oh yeah. sex is like having the worm, right?"

i was floored. so i told her i didn't know what that meant & she just kept saying "it's like, you know..."

so i left it there & just told her that it's how women get pregnant, but then i decided that wasn't good enough since she can't wait to have lots of babies, and told her if it was done unsafely there were all kinds of nasty things that could happen, like warts on her privates. she fled the kitchen. and that was that.

probably not my finest parenting moment!

carrie_leigh December 31 2010, 04:37:41 UTC

Oh, have mercy. The kids' bible. You'd think that one would be safe, huh? :D

I knew I'd have to address this, I was just hoping it would be when they were thirty or something.

...Warts on privates. THAT is truth, right there. Maybe the truth that'll keep her away from boys for a while longer!

leaper182 December 31 2010, 01:33:45 UTC

Heeeee, oh the joys of parenting. :D

Also, OMG THAT ICON IS UTTERLY ADORABLE. THE TEDDY BEAR NEEDS AN EMERGENCY HUG, STAT.

carrie_leigh December 31 2010, 04:38:44 UTC

The bear does need a hug! I just got that one yesterday. elle_blessing made it. :)

carrie_leigh December 31 2010, 04:42:07 UTC

I have like, 250 icons?

I need help. Maybe some sort of 12 step program.

rainpuddle13 December 31 2010, 01:41:19 UTC

*dying*

I couldn't breathe for like a minute after reading this. Seriously, out of the mouth of babes.

carrie_leigh December 31 2010, 04:28:09 UTC

Me, too. But for different reasons.

Not Aaron, though. He just hit play like it wasn't a big deal.