I actually did have a rabbit when I was in junior high. (Named Choco: It was greyish brown.) It would flip its hind end in the air when it would go to the bathroom, so if you were in range, you ended up with pee all over you.
I had a couple of rabbits called Mulder and Scully when I was a teenager. Mulder died from a bee sting - he had some kind of massive allergic reaction. Scully turned super aggressive, somehow managed to contract a horrible bacterial infection that killed her, and now I have traumatic flashbacks whenever I'm faced with a real live rabbit.
My hypothetical future kids are never having rabbits. It doesn't matter how much they beg and plead, they're not going to get to see mummy become a quivering wreck.
Oh, dear God. I'm traumatized from reading your comment. ;)
I had two hamsters that were the same sort of story - Sleepy and Awake were their names. Sleepy, ironically enough, got out and crawled into the dryer, so the next time Mom turned it on there was a ka-thunk, ka-thunk and then wailing from Mom. I think Awake went back to live at the school after that.
It is not just funny at your house. One night James, Becky, Manny, and I sat at dinner saying that phrase in different celebrity voices. My favorite? Samuel L. Jackson.
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Saw a picture of it in the paper this week but didn't realise it was still growing though. Also, that kid is strong!
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I actually did have a rabbit when I was in junior high. (Named Choco: It was greyish brown.) It would flip its hind end in the air when it would go to the bathroom, so if you were in range, you ended up with pee all over you.
Also, it chewed holes in my jeans.
I don't like rabbits, much.
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I had a couple of rabbits called Mulder and Scully when I was a teenager. Mulder died from a bee sting - he had some kind of massive allergic reaction. Scully turned super aggressive, somehow managed to contract a horrible bacterial infection that killed her, and now I have traumatic flashbacks whenever I'm faced with a real live rabbit.
My hypothetical future kids are never having rabbits. It doesn't matter how much they beg and plead, they're not going to get to see mummy become a quivering wreck.
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I had two hamsters that were the same sort of story - Sleepy and Awake were their names. Sleepy, ironically enough, got out and crawled into the dryer, so the next time Mom turned it on there was a ka-thunk, ka-thunk and then wailing from Mom. I think Awake went back to live at the school after that.
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2. HAHAHAHA!! The anchor said 'a dingo ate my baby' at the end there XD ... maybe that's just funny in my house. >.>
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"Dingo ate my muthafuckin' baby, muthafucker!"
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So, yeah.
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Seriously though, I saw this just as I was going to bed last night, and even rereading this afternoon, I giggled just as hard XD
I'm glad I'm not alone >.> <.
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