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[carpe_nctm333]

No, seriously. What is going on here? Is every witch within a five hundred mile radius pregnant?

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[fleurdelhiver]

SHUT UP!

I'm sorry, Severus. That was nothing personal.

[carpe_nctm333]

...No offence taken.

[r_o_s_e_w_i_n_e]

Well clearly they'll all have terrifying telepathic powers, Village of the Damned style.

Lily Only

[carpe_nctm333]

Right, then. If I see any pale-eyed albino children, I'll run. Of course, the Malfoys are apparently procreating, so...

How are you?

Re: Lily Only

[r_o_s_e_w_i_n_e]

I don't think inbreeding and demon/alien rape are quite the same thing.

I'm fine. Sort of wrote without thinking. Sorry- What about you? I saw you quit your Leaky job.

Re: Lily Only

[carpe_nctm333]

Aww, that's cruel.

Very believable. Really. I did, yes. I recently came into a bit of money, so I decided not to stay.

[nomudbloods]

For the record, Monty's not. Yet.

[carpe_nctm333]

Please keep it that way. You don't need to breed.

[nomudbloods]

Funny. You sound exactly like Bellatrix. And I thought you had nothing in common besides your long, luxurious hair.

[carpe_nctm333]

I...Are you insulting me or calling me pretty? Because either way, I'd appreciate it if you would stop immediately.

Re: Snape

[carpe_nctm333]

It depends on which women.

Re: Snape

[carpe_nctm333]

Nobody. I am simply thinking logically. If you were to kill the Weasley woman, for example, then there would be a rash of red haired urchins roaming the streets. Do you really want that?

[angiewilkes]

No, Severus. Only Narcissa and I are pregnant. Nobody else who happens to have a thing growing in them matters.