Sinus Cures

Jun 20, 2003 12:30

As you were beginning to speak, a large, gaudy wagon seems to creak loudly nearer, pulled by a couple of the sorriest excuses for horses that you've ever seen and driven by a man impeccably dressed in a suit and appearing very incongruous for the wagon and you notice that his ears seem to swivel his head to look at you as you talk about sinus ( Read more... )

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offbalance June 20 2003, 09:34:25 UTC
*caps pen*

"thanks, but I'll stick to aspirin for the time being."

*walks away*

(slow day at work, I'm guessing...)

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But wait, there's more... Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll send you a separate remedy, absolut carpdeus June 20 2003, 09:38:46 UTC
I have a friend in college who swore by the following cure:Take the largest coffe mug you have in the house.
Fill one third with boiling hot water and a mint tea of some sort.
Let steep and remove tea bag.
Finish filling mug with Jack Daniels.
Swallow whole.
Personally, I think it's because he slept through the sickness that he thought it cured it but... Just wanted to pass that along

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Re: But wait, there's more... Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll send you a separate remedy, abs offbalance June 20 2003, 10:10:06 UTC
if I wasn't working all afternoon, I would definitely try that. mmm...JD.

one of my drinks of choice of late has been jack & ginger ale. They go well together.

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Re: But wait, there's more... Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll send you a separate remedy, abs carpdeus June 20 2003, 10:11:21 UTC


He swore the key was to have a larger percentage of JD than whatever you marry it with to drink it.

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