all the things she said (she said)

[carolinecrane]

Edit: The whole reason I started this post was to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to artistic_sillie! I hope you're having a fabulous day :)

Unpopular fannish opinion: I really, really despise the phrase 'OM NOM NOM'. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard. Just typing it right now is wigging me out. I see it all the time and I am trying to come to terms with it, but it

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[cinderlily]

So here is my funny dating site story. I lived in Flagstaff, right, which had a population of about 10 Jews and only about 4 of them were boys. So I finally buck up and go on JDate because I really did want to find a nice little Jewish boy. First day on it I get sent a message by a guy and I am PSYCHED! He was Israeli! He was sweet! He seemed too good to be true! We chatted back and forth for a few weeks while I got the heart up to finally ask him to coffee. At which point he gave me his name, and it seemed kind of famiiar. I call my Israeli friend. He was the ex of her, the one who treated her like crap for four years and hten broke up with her when she said she wanted to get married. I RAN SCREAMING. Damn small towns

[carolinecrane]

Oh, God. That is a terrible dating disaster. I'm just glad you figured it out before you went out with the guy.

They weren't actually *that* bratty, I am just overtired. Zachary screamed when they left because he was upset he didn't get to go in the car, but he settled down pretty quick. Bathtime is always an adventure when I'm by myself because they both LOVE water and they try to get in there when I'm drawing the bath and get everything soaked. Then Mia screamed for 15 minutes at bed time, but that's not really that surprising. The in-between parts were not that bad, and I have a little crush on Anthony Wiggle, so I enjoyed watching him do the sailor dance :) (I KNOW.)

[carolinecrane]

Yours got a little long. Shocking, I know.

[olukemi]

Ergh. Sorry I used the Forbidden Phrase at you the other day when talking about the brussel sprouts. I can totally understand not liking certain phrases, especially those spawned on the internet. I can't stand the phrase 'totes'. If you mean to say 'totally' say totally!

[carolinecrane]

That's okay! Everybody says it all the time, and I didn't even really register it when you said it (it's part of my defense mechanism!) So no worries.

(I still owe you Sky High fic, I believe, so perhaps I will surprise you later.)

[olukemi]

LOL! Thank goodness for defense mechanisms. I'd hate to think I irked a nerve.

(You owe me fic? I had no idea! XD)

[rabidfan]

What is that "phrase that won't be mentioned" supposed to be? Happy eating sounds? Happy humping sounds? I'm clueless. Now you must tell me and thus immerse yourself further with the "most hated phrase". Sorry.

Comment meme! My favorite flavor!

Let me see....pairing....who would I want? Oh, for the love...like that's even funny.

Nick and Greg. "If absence makes the heart grow fonder, why am I so pissed off?"

(Threesome? Preselected dating companions seeking advice? Your dating experience is way more involved than mine was. I'm not sure if I'm impressed or appalled.)

[carolinecrane]

Oh, for the love...like that's even funny.

And yet, I laughed. ::is a huge dork::

Yes, the dreaded phrase is meant to mimic happy eating sounds. I believe it originated with the LOLcats. Stupid cats.

I am not necessarily *opposed* to a no-strings threesome, mind, given the right safetly precautions. But with the person who messaged me...no thanks!

[rabidfan]

You're more adventurous than me. Threesomes (even the IDEA of threesomes) make me blush. Yes, a woman in her thirty's CAN be that vanilla. ::sigh::

Happy eating sounds for one only ensure no happy eating at all for others at the same table. Just saying.

[carolinecrane]

Nothing wrong with vanilla.

Happy eating sounds for one only ensure no happy eating at all for others at the same table. Just saying.

Truer words were never spoken, my friend.

[writingpathways]

Om nom nom is a weird internet thing... I in general hate most Internet speak/shorthand with a few exceptions.

I do hope you never end up on a date with one of your patrons (Except that cute professor type guy).

[carolinecrane]

There are a few internet words I catch myself using (and thinking) and I feel a little dirty every time. I am sure they are annoying to someone!

I think if I ended up on a date with a patron it would end very quickly. Except for Thursday night guy, though I fear I will never see him again, as I generally don't work Thursday nights.

[windbringer1]

I read the post, so I get to request fic. That is *awesome*. (Less awesome is the gross guy on your dating site, ew, sorry, gods that sucks).

I feel justified in requesting as NO ONE HAS REQUESTED CRIMINAL MINDS FIC YET HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.

Ahem.

I would like Criminal Minds, preferably with KISSING YAY (I am such a romance whore lately wtf), and Reid's glasses somehow involved. Or drinking games, as I watched the Revelations two parter last night. But kissing, please.

(That is a very lame prompt; I am sorry. Your icon distracted me again).

[carolinecrane]

Kissing YAY! I am a big fan, myself :)

There actually is another CM request buried up there somewhere, but I don't think there will be any kissing in so I can't cheat and count it twice. So you get one all for yourself! Eventually. I'll be back, I swear. Mmm...Reid's glasses. Not lame at all, honest.

[carolinecrane]

The door clicks shut behind Derek, lock clicking into place and Clooney's nails clicking on the hardwood on his way to the bedroom. He flips light switches as he moves through the house, carrying out the familiar routine without thinking about it. When he reaches the bedroom he pauses in the doorway, smiling at the sight of Spencer propped up in his bed. That's a part of the routine he hasn't started taking for granted yet, and he's hoping he never does

[windbringer1]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! AWESOME!

And he's not sure how he manages it, but when he comes up for air he's flat on his back and Spencer's looking down at him.

:)!!!!!!!!