Comments | carolinecrane: Fic: Guilty Pleasures (CSI: Miami, G)

carolinecrane

Fic: Guilty Pleasures (CSI: Miami, G)

Nov 22, 2004 20:30

Title: Guilty Pleasures
Fandom: CSI: Miami
Characters: the new guy
Rating: G
Summary: Everybody's got ambitions.
Author's note: Uh...this is complete parody. Although now I kind of want to write more. I think it was geekwriter143 who inspired the idea. Someone this weekend, anyway. Blame them, not me.

( He only does it when nobody's looking. )

series: soj, fic: miami, miami, fic

Comments 42

boggit November 22 2004, 21:14:47 UTC

Um, if you ever need an organ or anything, I think I love you.

The new guy is a huge tool. If he's bitchy to Valera one more time...she's so cute and he's so rude and monkey-like.

And again on tonight's episode, Horatio's there for the minorities. Because he cares, obviously.

carolinecrane November 23 2004, 13:13:32 UTC

::writes your name down on the organ donor list::

Someday I'm going to talk all of you up on the organ offers and build myself my very own human. Then I'll give him some sunglasses and call him Horatio.

I really don't like the new guy, but now that I've found a way to mock him, I'm feeling much better about the whole thing.

bubbles83 November 22 2004, 21:43:47 UTC

OMG. I love you so much right now. Seriously, I want to have your babies. SOJ Jr. Thats fantabulous. I'm still laughing.

carolinecrane November 23 2004, 13:12:16 UTC

Thank you, thank you. But you can keep the babies ; )

rainydaypsycho November 22 2004, 21:55:19 UTC

*dies laughing* I can so see him standing in a dimly lit room, posing like Horatio, but not quite, because he doesn't have enough arrogance yet. Maybe in a few more episodes. Or maybe he screws up next week. We can only hope.

carolinecrane November 23 2004, 13:11:55 UTC

Oh, you know he practices in a mirror. He's trying to get the hip jut just right.

stareyednight November 23 2004, 00:04:19 UTC

*chokes with laughter* I love you. I love you so much. SOJ fic and then this? You rock.

I like how there's a tinge of humanity in here, even if it's funny and mocking the new guy.

carolinecrane November 23 2004, 13:11:09 UTC

Seriously, I kind of feel sorry for him because he wants so badly to be Horatio, but he's so annoying that I can't help myself.

ci5rod November 23 2004, 06:24:01 UTC

Oh, I'm so glad my colleagues are out today, so I only disturbed their neighbours with the laughing. SoJ Jr!

carolinecrane November 23 2004, 13:10:32 UTC

The new guy wants to be Horatio in the worst way. I bet he has a shrine and everything.

ci5rod November 23 2004, 17:14:31 UTC

Oh God. Bow down and worship Horatio, who watches over us and gets all the credit, the New Guy who carries his memos, and the Sunglasses of Justice that he sent to comfort us.