Comments | carolinecrane: Fic: (Miami, SOJ, G)

carolinecrane

Fic: (Miami, SOJ, G)

May 23, 2004 17:10

What follows is the continuing adventures of Horatio/SOJ OMGOTP4EVA!!1!!!!@. You know what's the best thing about writing fic nobody wants to read? I don't have to think up a title.

I cannot believe you people are actually reading these.

( Alas, poor Yelina. I knew her, Horatio. )

series: soj, crackfic, fic: miami, fic

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carolinecrane May 23 2004, 17:15:29 UTC

I wish I were kidding. Seriously, I *can't* write anything else, so I have no choice. Although there is a part of me that feels like writing only fic no one wants to read would take a lot of the pressure off. It's all pressure I put on myself, but still.

Anyway, I don't generally write parody, but this has been kind of fun. It's an exercise in expanding my boundaries, anyway, and since it's sentient eyewear I don't have to worry about the finished product so much.

I once wrote a first person story from the pov of a car

Was it Bosco's car? Because I want to be Bosco's car.

carleton97 May 23 2004, 16:19:50 UTC

You are one fucked up puppy, I'm telling you.

Does it stop me from reading and laughing, though? No. No, it doesn't.

carolinecrane May 23 2004, 17:13:24 UTC

What? They're *canon*.

ullman May 23 2004, 16:32:43 UTC

Should I be worried that this is making complete sense to me? And that I'm developing quite a thing for Horatio/SOJ. Maybe I should be, but I don't really care, because damn this is so good...

carolinecrane May 23 2004, 17:12:59 UTC

I don't know if you should be worried. I should probably be worried that I'm writing it. And that I kind of want to write more. And that some of the ideas in my head involve sex.

alpdrucken May 23 2004, 16:38:13 UTC

You know, this story amused me. I was so surprised to read this, that I blubbered, "It's from the POV of his sunglasses!" To which my roommate pointed out that we see more of his sunglasses than of Horatio /period/, so we've come to the conclusion (however insane) that David Caruso is actually a pair of sunglasses.

carolinecrane May 23 2004, 17:12:10 UTC

Heh. That's not as insane as the fact that I'm actually considering writing more of this. I can't write anything else, though, so what the hell.

spoiledjap May 23 2004, 17:08:04 UTC

I'd be sad also if you stopped writing "real fic" because the stories you and neko write are my drugs. Sad I know. Alas this is funny, I'm scard of my sun and regualr glasses now. I don't want any of my stuff to up and kill someone. Now if you had Horatio and the SOJ doing the deed then I'll really be scard. And as for us actually reading these, get used to it cause I read all your posts :).

carolinecrane May 23 2004, 17:11:29 UTC

I don't think I'll be writing any Horatio/inanimate object porn. Mostly because the SOJ likes to watch ; )