AHAHAHAHA

[carnilia]

On a social networking website, out of the blue, I get messaged by someone I do not know. The stats that popped up for them (this will tell many of you what website it is) was 24% match/friend and 75% enemy.

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[mayai]

It is amusing that with the way he phrased it, you might interpret what he said in his fourth line as "What part are you in the greater machine that is Houston?" Like we were all pieces of a puzzle that worked together for a greater whole. He was trying to connect with you philosophically, Audra.

I also like how the question mark is reserved for all but the most important questions, and in both cases it gets its own extra-special carriage return preceding it.

[carnilia]

Clearly it means something.

[ipsissimus_rex]

I think you ought to have told him exactly where you lived. Not only that, you ought to have supplied him with your phone number, birth date, place of birth, credit card numbers (any and all that you have - you need to be thorough with these guys), and your social security number. He is obviously of great intellect and shall surely prove to be an incredible partner with extreme long-term potential. He even cared to ask you how you were before inquiring after coitus. I can imagine no man holds a candle to his shining, brilliant example.

Hell, I'd marry him if I were gay. In fact, go ask him what part of houston he is for me.

[carnilia]

I think the use of the word "coitus" was the really the cherry on top of the sundae of that comment.

[ipsissimus_rex]

Yeah, I was pretty proud of that. It's not every day you get to use that word.