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"Why don't you have a seat...?"
I should be doing things right now. But instead, I'm futzing around on the internet, hoping that people buy my junk on eBay, and -thanks to celtic_thistle's Tweet page, reading about the Pennsylvania senate staffer that tried to have panda furry sex with a fifteen-year-old boyIn case you didn't know this, let me reiterate: Furries and practicing Scientologists ( Read more... ) -
And in further useless news...
I wrap packages with all the grace and care of a fucking terrorist. (This is why friends and family get their gifts in bag form during the holidays ( Read more... ) -
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Two things observed whilst flipping channels and landing on the Disney Channel:
1) David Archuleta's speaking voice sounds like Rodney Bingenheimer's.
2) Nick Jonas makes my vajayjay tingle. I feel bad about this. -
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It's been a good day at the old homestead...because everyone else in the house fucked off and left me alone.Seriously. This is the first genuine alone time I've had in I don't know how long ( Read more... ) -
I didn't have to use my A-K...
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I can only relate the filing system around here to that of "Brazil". -
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I hereby declare Village Pizzeria the best pizza east of La Brea. Take that, Asparagus Pizza!
(For the record, best pizza west of La Brea is Johnnie's.) -
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You never realize just how many times a day you pee until you get another desk job. -
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Dear Music Industry at Large ( Read more... ) -
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Started work Wednesday.
Went to Unique LA on Saturday and faire on Sunday, all while watching my 7-year old nephew ( Read more... )