a geek funny

[carmiel]

Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?

A: He enters Nerdvana.

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[technoshaman]

:)

They do actually call it Zen...

The Zen master walked into a pizza joint, and said, "Make me one with everything." The geek behind the counter met his even stare and said, "Garbage in, or garbage out?"

You do know this means war! :)

[carmiel]

After his pizza arrived, he gave the clerk a $20 bill but the clerk just stood there. The Master asked for his change, but the clerk told him "Change must come from within."

Re: You do know this means war! :)

[technoshaman]

In an uncharacteristic fit of rage the Zen master threw his shoes at the clerk, and stalked out across the hot pavement. It was then he realized that it was his karma to suffer the agony of de feet.

(and with that, I give up! :)

but you can't give up...this was getting good

[carmiel]

The ticked off clerk threw the shoes back at him and that's when he remembered that all souls return to the source. :)