Multifandom - "The Almighty Key" [G]
Title: The Almighty Key
Series: If Idols Were Fanboys
Fandoms: SHINee, MBLAQ, 2PM, 2AM & FT Island
Characters: Key, Mir, Chansung, Jinwoon & Jaejin
Rating: G
Summary: Mir is dying to meet his idol Key and comes across the perfect people to help him.
Notes: This is crack. Pure crack. Don't expect any seriousness here.
"He's here! He's here!"
"Oh my god."
"He's so perfect."
"I want to jump him right now."
"Those lips..."
"That charisma..."
Key walked backstage, talking and laughing with the SHINee members, completely oblivious to the whispering going on in the door cracks of the dressing rooms they passed by. He lifted his shirt to fix his belt and a collective gasp echoed through the hall. Key looked around nervously and shook his head when he saw no one was there. Minho threw his arm around Key's shoulders and led him towards the stage door. Once they were on the other side, the doors in the hallway flew open and boys clutching their hearts poured out.
"I hate you, Choi Minho!" Mir screamed at the door, shaking his fist.
"How dare he touch such perfection with his hyung-tainted hands!" Chansung cried.
"Hey!" Nichkhun interrupted, poking his head into the hall.
Chansung shoved Nichkhun back into the dressing room and grabbed Jinwoon's arm for support. Jaejin patted his back while desperately clinging to his "Y.O.U." album.
"He can't even meet me for lunch anymore," Jaejin pouted. "He's so busy."
"Did you see his eye bags?" Jinwoon added, his forehead filling with wrinkles. "He looks so exhausted these days."
"My baby," Chansung wailed. "What have they done to you?"
"I hate you all!" Mir stomped his foot. "I've never even talked to him and you're showing off how close you are."
The three boys jerked their heads around to look at him and their faces softened with sympathy.
"You poor thing," Chansung cooed, stroking his hair. "You've been deprived of almightiness no one should have to live without."
"How are you still breathing?" Jaejin wondered, his eyes growing huge.
"Don't worry," Jinwoon said, pulling Mir into their circle. "Stick with us kid and we'll make your dream come true."
"OMG! Really?" Mir shouted, jumping up and down. "I'm going to meet Key! I'm going to meet Key!"
Suddenly he froze and ran back to his dressing room. He shoved aside Joon who was standing in his way and ran to their coordi.
"Noona! Noona! Fix my makeup! I want to look beautiful."
Jaejin and Jinwoon were hanging out in the hallway sharing stories about all the times Key was fabulous when they heard Chansung cry out.
"Nooooooooo. Not yet! PLEASE. Five more minutes!"
They watched as Chansung clung desperately to the door frame as the 2PM members tried to shove him out the door.
"We're on standby!" Taecyeon yelled. "We have to go."
"No. No. Just two more minutes. I have to see him before I go!"
"You see him everyday," Junsu pointed out with exasperation.
"I have to see him before I go on stage. I can't perform if I don't see him!"
Taecyeon took a few steps back and ran towards Chansung, ready to ram his shoulder into his back. He crashed hard into the opposite wall when Chansung suddenly let go and clasped his hands together in joy. Wooyoung looked down the hall and saw SHINee returning from stage, sweaty and breathless.
Chansung's eyes glistened over as Key smiled at him and waved.
"Hey guys," he called out as he stopped next to Jinwoon and Jaejin.
"H..Hi," Jinwoon stuttered.
"I bought your album," Jaejin said abruptly, holding it up.
"You are an awesome friend," Key grinned, punching his shoulder playfully.
Chansung reached out to touch Key's shoulder but a hand clamped over his mouth while Taec and Nichkhun lifted him up and hauled him away. He kicked wildly as Key's glorious figure got further and further away.
"Hey, do you think-" Mir stopped mid-sentence as he stepped into the hall and saw Key standing in front of him. His jaw dropped and he starred in awe at how gorgeous he looked even with sweat glistening on his razor sharp cheek bones.
Key raised an eyebrow, wondering why this strange boy was looking at him like he wanted to eat him when Jaejin finally spoke up.
"Oh, this is Mir," he said pulling him towards their circle. "He's the rapper in MBLAQ."
"That's right," Key snapped his fingers. "I remember now!"
Mir smiled wider than he ever had before.
"Oh yeah, oh yeah," Key burst out singing as he imitated their choreography.
Mir suddenly forgot how to breathe and watched in amazement as Key effortlessly executed moves that had taken them weeks to master. He was about to throw himself at Key's feet when Onew's head popped out around the corner.
"Come on, Key. We have to go."
"Sorry guys, we have another schedule to get to," he said before locking eyes with Mir. "It was nice meeting you. Maybe we can talk more next time."
Mir just continued staring at him as Key waved and then jogged down the hall.
"By the way," he called out, just before turning the corner. "That shade of lip gloss looks great on you."
Mir's knees gave out and he sank to the floor, his head swirling as he tried to remember what oxygen was for.
Just then, Seungho stepped out and panicked when he saw Mir slumped on the floor. He ran towards him with worry and pulled him into his arms.
"What in the world happened?"
"Don't worry," Jinwoon replied calmly. "He's just been dazzled by The Almighty Key."
"It happens to the best of us," Jaejin added as he longingly stroked the spot where Key had punched him. "It happens to the best of us."
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OMG. I wrote crack .... involving 5 fandoms! I don't even...I can't explain myself. Just know that there will be more coming soon. Each part will focus on a different idol and different fanboys. Kpop is too serious these days. We all need a bit of fanfic crack.
Series: If Idols Were Fanboys
Fandoms: SHINee, MBLAQ, 2PM, 2AM & FT Island
Characters: Key, Mir, Chansung, Jinwoon & Jaejin
Rating: G
Summary: Mir is dying to meet his idol Key and comes across the perfect people to help him.
Notes: This is crack. Pure crack. Don't expect any seriousness here.
"He's here! He's here!"
"Oh my god."
"He's so perfect."
"I want to jump him right now."
"Those lips..."
"That charisma..."
Key walked backstage, talking and laughing with the SHINee members, completely oblivious to the whispering going on in the door cracks of the dressing rooms they passed by. He lifted his shirt to fix his belt and a collective gasp echoed through the hall. Key looked around nervously and shook his head when he saw no one was there. Minho threw his arm around Key's shoulders and led him towards the stage door. Once they were on the other side, the doors in the hallway flew open and boys clutching their hearts poured out.
"I hate you, Choi Minho!" Mir screamed at the door, shaking his fist.
"How dare he touch such perfection with his hyung-tainted hands!" Chansung cried.
"Hey!" Nichkhun interrupted, poking his head into the hall.
Chansung shoved Nichkhun back into the dressing room and grabbed Jinwoon's arm for support. Jaejin patted his back while desperately clinging to his "Y.O.U." album.
"He can't even meet me for lunch anymore," Jaejin pouted. "He's so busy."
"Did you see his eye bags?" Jinwoon added, his forehead filling with wrinkles. "He looks so exhausted these days."
"My baby," Chansung wailed. "What have they done to you?"
"I hate you all!" Mir stomped his foot. "I've never even talked to him and you're showing off how close you are."
The three boys jerked their heads around to look at him and their faces softened with sympathy.
"You poor thing," Chansung cooed, stroking his hair. "You've been deprived of almightiness no one should have to live without."
"How are you still breathing?" Jaejin wondered, his eyes growing huge.
"Don't worry," Jinwoon said, pulling Mir into their circle. "Stick with us kid and we'll make your dream come true."
"OMG! Really?" Mir shouted, jumping up and down. "I'm going to meet Key! I'm going to meet Key!"
Suddenly he froze and ran back to his dressing room. He shoved aside Joon who was standing in his way and ran to their coordi.
"Noona! Noona! Fix my makeup! I want to look beautiful."
Jaejin and Jinwoon were hanging out in the hallway sharing stories about all the times Key was fabulous when they heard Chansung cry out.
"Nooooooooo. Not yet! PLEASE. Five more minutes!"
They watched as Chansung clung desperately to the door frame as the 2PM members tried to shove him out the door.
"We're on standby!" Taecyeon yelled. "We have to go."
"No. No. Just two more minutes. I have to see him before I go!"
"You see him everyday," Junsu pointed out with exasperation.
"I have to see him before I go on stage. I can't perform if I don't see him!"
Taecyeon took a few steps back and ran towards Chansung, ready to ram his shoulder into his back. He crashed hard into the opposite wall when Chansung suddenly let go and clasped his hands together in joy. Wooyoung looked down the hall and saw SHINee returning from stage, sweaty and breathless.
Chansung's eyes glistened over as Key smiled at him and waved.
"Hey guys," he called out as he stopped next to Jinwoon and Jaejin.
"H..Hi," Jinwoon stuttered.
"I bought your album," Jaejin said abruptly, holding it up.
"You are an awesome friend," Key grinned, punching his shoulder playfully.
Chansung reached out to touch Key's shoulder but a hand clamped over his mouth while Taec and Nichkhun lifted him up and hauled him away. He kicked wildly as Key's glorious figure got further and further away.
"Hey, do you think-" Mir stopped mid-sentence as he stepped into the hall and saw Key standing in front of him. His jaw dropped and he starred in awe at how gorgeous he looked even with sweat glistening on his razor sharp cheek bones.
Key raised an eyebrow, wondering why this strange boy was looking at him like he wanted to eat him when Jaejin finally spoke up.
"Oh, this is Mir," he said pulling him towards their circle. "He's the rapper in MBLAQ."
"That's right," Key snapped his fingers. "I remember now!"
Mir smiled wider than he ever had before.
"Oh yeah, oh yeah," Key burst out singing as he imitated their choreography.
Mir suddenly forgot how to breathe and watched in amazement as Key effortlessly executed moves that had taken them weeks to master. He was about to throw himself at Key's feet when Onew's head popped out around the corner.
"Come on, Key. We have to go."
"Sorry guys, we have another schedule to get to," he said before locking eyes with Mir. "It was nice meeting you. Maybe we can talk more next time."
Mir just continued staring at him as Key waved and then jogged down the hall.
"By the way," he called out, just before turning the corner. "That shade of lip gloss looks great on you."
Mir's knees gave out and he sank to the floor, his head swirling as he tried to remember what oxygen was for.
Just then, Seungho stepped out and panicked when he saw Mir slumped on the floor. He ran towards him with worry and pulled him into his arms.
"What in the world happened?"
"Don't worry," Jinwoon replied calmly. "He's just been dazzled by The Almighty Key."
"It happens to the best of us," Jaejin added as he longingly stroked the spot where Key had punched him. "It happens to the best of us."
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OMG. I wrote crack .... involving 5 fandoms! I don't even...I can't explain myself. Just know that there will be more coming soon. Each part will focus on a different idol and different fanboys. Kpop is too serious these days. We all need a bit of fanfic crack.