MBLAQ Pimp Post
I needed to take a break from studying for finals and subbing a video would have taken too long so instead I finished up the MBLAQ Pimp Post I've been working on for a while. Their season of Idol Army is starting on Dec.16th so now is the perfect time to learn more about them before the show starts!
WARNING: This is VERY gif and picture heavy so you'll want to let the whole page load before viewing!
15 Reasons Why You Should Love MBLAQ
01. Acrobatics
Leader does a no-handed front flip while Joon spins over Mir EVERY single performance of Oh Yeah!
Click to viewThe new dance break has less acrobatics (because Joon sprained his ankle) but still rocks!
02. Kitties!
Yes this counts as a reason because oh my god, MBLAQ + Kitties = Cuteness Overload
I swear I didn't laugh when the white one abandoned G.O. for Joon's sexy shoulder.
03. G.O.'s "Old Man Face"
People call him old and "ajushi" because of his mustache but they do not realize the real power of the 'stache.
G.O. is like finely aged wine and his facial hair is a designer label that lets you know you're getting quality before you even take a sip.
No matter how much you try to deny it, you will learn to love the sexystache. It's pretty much inevitable.
04. Seungho's Lips
Just look at them. I don't think any further words are necessary.
And the best thing? He licks and bites them. ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME.
You know, just in case you forgot where your eyes should be focused.
05. Idols? Um, no. More like Dol+I
They are all on a ~special~ kind of crack about 90% of the time.
You cannot watch a single interview, show or appearance without dying from laughter at least once.
06. Mir's Oral Fixation
Do not get too close to The Mir or it will bite you!
Or show you it's freakishly long tongue
Or do tricks with that tongue
07. Mr. Charisma Is Actually Mr. 4-D
Joon knows he's every girl's wet dream ... so he measures the sucess of his stripping by listening for what decibel the fangirls' screams reach. True story.
But don't be fooled, this boy is neither classy nor suave. He will make you shit your pants with his never ending fail and wackiness.
Yes, this is the man who's taken ballet classes since elementary school.
08. Chundoong's Pout
Don't bother trying to resist it. You can't.
09. Seungho's Card Tricks
Do not mess with Leader. He can kill you with playing cards!
10. Bromance
They do quite like their skinship. And I hope this trend continues...
And a random picture of Mir hugging a huge ... something. Just because how effing adorable is that?
Edit: OTP! ♥ (shared by the awesome hypnotic_joon)
11. Uncle Mir
As if the kittens weren't enough! Mir takes pictures with his nephew a lot and I swear my ovaries can't handle much more of this.
Yes that last one is Rain, but who cares? BABY!
12. Voices As Smooth As Butter
If their craziness doesn't get you, their gorgeous voices will! Just try listening to this and not falling in love...
13. No Jailbait!
Yes, you read that right! These sexy boys are all 18 and over (come rejoice with me!) so there's no need to feel guilty for liking it when the magnae does this
14. G.O. Likes To Kiss Joon With His Eyes Closed.
Like every idol group before them, they've played the card passing game.
This will never stop being epic. WTH G.O.? I can't blame him though.
I would have done the same thing if Joon's lips were coming towards me
15. Docile Daddy & Assistant Deputy
Although he's awesome, Seungho is a fail Leader in one aspect because he never really yells at or punishes the guys. In fact, he usually ends up going along with their craziness. But that's where G.O. comes in. He will lay the smack down if Leader is insulted and is way more competent at maintaining the overall sanity of the group
But he can be the looniest one of all sometimes
*And if you want to learn even more, check out their subbing groups channels
http://www.youtube.com/user/SinAQSubs
http://www.youtube.com/user/abmsubs
THE END
*runs off to study again*
Picture Credits: http://absolutemblaq.wordpress.com/ & MBLAQ Soompi Thread
Gif Credits: mostly from kpop_gifs and some from soompi