YULETIDE FIC: you should see what's in the medicine cabinet (Mr. and Mrs. Smith, PG-13)

[carlyinrome]

John is still cranky after discovering half of Jane’s lipstick tubes contain shrapnel and gunpowder. Pipe bombs do not belong on the bathroom counter, and each Dior lipstick costs thirty-five dollars

Comments

[profshallowness]

Ha! Very in character.

[carlyinrome]

Thank you!