"top gun," or val kilmer's first time playing gay

Oct 04, 2010 00:09



I am on the DVD menu for Top Gun, and it's already the gayest movie I've ever seen. ( Holly, I hope we can still be friends after this. )

picspam!, top gun, val kilmer

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carlyinrome October 4 2010, 15:40:28 UTC


There are more minutes in it than there are Nazis on the History Channel.

Omigod, I may never stop laughing. I love you so hard.

His, like, obsessive tendency to twirl pens or flip coins is the sexiest thing.

I. Know. And he can do that thing, rolling the coin over his knuckles? When I first saw Tombstone, I'm like, that's a double for sure, but the more I watch his manual dexterity the more I'm sure it was him. And that it was super hot.

When I first saw this movie (I think I was twelve), I thought all those guys singing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" was romantic, or something. And then I grew up and realized what a tenuous situation Charlie was in at that bar, and how if one of those guys had been a little nastier, a little more aggressive. . .

Yeah, I had never seen this movie before, and that shit straight up scared me. The way they have it shot, she's pinned against the bar, the only woman in this sea of testosterone-drunk Navy pilots, and several of them are basically hunting her. It's terrifying.

Isn't Tom ( ... )

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carlyinrome October 4 2010, 17:39:13 UTC


Iceman and Slider cordially invite you to witness the joining of their life's missions to form a more perfect union. I mean, really: they are all over each other in this movie, and I get the rivalslash thing, I do, but those guys are basically married!

omigod, I am never going to stop laughing. In the special features, he kept saying that he was hugging and touching Val to make it seem like they had this great camaraderie, but honestly it just reads as gay gay gay.

Val isn't in much of the special features, so I would recommend returning the DVD so that others may experience the sublime, as you have.

Okay, thanks! I think Thunderheart is next. I'd like to do The Salton Sea and maybe The Ghost and the Darkness, but I am thus far unable to take caps from Netflix.

xoxo

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lizrocks October 4 2010, 11:44:11 UTC
I'm totally loving your recaps.

And WTF @ random Tom Skeritt in the background helping to fill the 80's giant mustache quota for the movie.

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carlyinrome October 4 2010, 15:32:21 UTC


I am really happy to hear that, because you appear to be in the minority, and there are several more of these coming.

LOL, that's not Tom Skeritt, that's Viper.

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