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Sep 18, 2006 15:52
I just got life insurance through my employer. Glancing over the manual, the benefits provisions are arranged in Q & A format. Best one:
What happens if I Disappear?
What, indeed.
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inathunderstorm
September 18 2006, 20:57:37 UTC
Your wife is pissed.
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carlos_thedwarf
September 18 2006, 21:00:28 UTC
What if you "disappear" with me?
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inathunderstorm
September 18 2006, 21:00:58 UTC
Ooh. Now that's a compeltely different story. I wouldn't want you to disappear without me. *clings*
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carlos_thedwarf
September 18 2006, 21:03:47 UTC
But then neither of us can ca$h in...
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peace873
September 18 2006, 21:25:55 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcfEl9xmrPk
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carlos_thedwarf
September 18 2006, 21:39:56 UTC
That show was so awesome. "Why should I, you're HITLER!"
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emigab
September 19 2006, 03:30:02 UTC
Think they've had someone disappear before?
Maybe you could fake disappear and Shan could cash in and then you could reappear and live off the insurance....
Hey, I have the One Ring here if you want to borrow it next time I'm in town.
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Maybe you could fake disappear and Shan could cash in and then you could reappear and live off the insurance....
Hey, I have the One Ring here if you want to borrow it next time I'm in town.
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