my fortune. in a cookie.

[carinbrat]

I've been irritated with fortune cookies lately.  I want them to TELL my FORTUNE, not give me a proverb, or some lucky numbers, or a pithy saying or other equally crappy crap.

Look into my future, damnit!!!

*grumble*

However, today's hit the spot.

"Your present plans are going to succeed."

Thank you, little cookie, I needed that.

Comments

[carinbrat]

*impersonates Katharine*

I don't get it...

[kat_food]

Um. A vibrator?

(that's all I got)

[kurosawa]

your plans for world domination?

*gets out tiny Carin flag and waves*

[carinbrat]

If you swear allegiance to me now, I might not sacrifice you later...