All I remember is two Irish men standing in a corner of the room. They looked Italian, but in my head I was like "ooh! Irish men!" and this fat girl next to me asked me if I thought they were hot and I said yeah, I liked the one on the right...
It turns out he only had one arm, and then the fat girl looked horrified and said that he was her husband, so I pretended like I meant the one on the left with two arms, and the audience (I don't know where they came from) said "Oooh. Awkward!"
And then I fell in love with the non-cripple Irish man and he wanted to kiss me but I couldn't lift my head because it was too heavy.
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And that shirt... I have it in all the different colors and I never take it off, so back off...
I kid. I do.
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It turns out he only had one arm, and then the fat girl looked horrified and said that he was her husband, so I pretended like I meant the one on the left with two arms, and the audience (I don't know where they came from) said "Oooh. Awkward!"
And then I fell in love with the non-cripple Irish man and he wanted to kiss me but I couldn't lift my head because it was too heavy.
That was my dream.
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& sushi tonight pre-concert going?
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