Butter

[cardboard_v2]

I hate butter that has bread crumbs in it.
If you're using it to butter toast; it's fine, but it's horrible if you're eating it out of the tub.

Hand me a spoon.

Comments

[sidekick_]

i hate eating butter when you can tell there are other various food items deposited there by miscellaneous utensils.

[cardboard_v2]

It's not always about butter, Jake.

[sidekick_]

it's always about butter.

[flipx]

Eating scoops of butter, of course, is an ancient custom founded in the upper classes of Roman society.

:oP

[cardboard_v2]

Stupid Romans.