Some of my dwarf-rings have gone missing. I had six, now I have four.

...Damn.

Laugh it up, little man.

I will have revenge.

Oh look! ( There it is. )

I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!#!!!!!!!!111

So does Curufin, apparently. See, it's good to be a drummer!

Guess that means I won't be able to help dad make people submit to Stepmother Elrohir's, um, you know.

But the important thing is I HAVE A JOB!!!

My Very Own Hobbit (tm) tracked me down and gave me my medication. The urges to disembowel my girlfriend are starting to go away. Only I suppose she's probably not my girlfriend any more. This is understandable. And maybe now the nightmares about her mother will decrease.

Isn't she cute?

So cute.

Heee.

This is what death feels like ( Read more... )

...We found him. We gave him his medicine. We brought the Númenorean princess back to her family. I hope she'll be okay. I wish there was something we could do for her, but she probably doesn't want to see any of us for a long time, so we'll just stay away ( Read more... )

I updated my userinfo!

It's got pictures and stuff. :)

My family has been in Minas Tirith, bowling with the Palantír um, you know, touring around and stuff. Also I think Curufin and his girlfriend and her dad might be starting a communist revolution or something. Minas Tirith is a nice city, if a little bit ruined and destroyed and all that ( Read more... )

Public Service Announcement, or something

Mister Legoslut, sir, I think it's safe for me to say if you hurt Elrohir, you'll have the entire House of Fëanor to deal with. :) So, like, yeah. Keep your silly shiny dragon away from us, eh? Thanks.

Your MESPT Pairing Du Jour Is:
Maglor + Caranthir

Um, no. Incest bad. BAD.