Log 1

[capytndrednot]

Okay... this is seriously NOT FUNNY GUYS. Lor, Carver, ... maybe Tish as well, THIS IS NOT WHAT I WOULD CALL HILARIOUS. Yeah ha ha you took me out of my real bed and you put me in this crazy alien place that is definitely not my bed. YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.

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Guys?

WHERE AM I D: I don't sleep walk! At least... I don't THINK I do and even if I did

Comments

[teenidollinda]

Oh! Hi! Welcome to the mansion!

I dunno if there's tele-visions here, but like, you can check around and stuff?

[capytndrednot]

Um... Hi? So this IS a mansion? What the flying donkey dinosaurs am I DOING in a mansion?!

Have you seen my friends? One is blonde and complains a lot, another one is black and kind of gay, and another one has red hair and glasses and likes to say smart stuff. If they put me here as a joke they are DEAD and so not getting to look at my Weekend plans.

If I'm stuck here awhile I will definitely have to go look for a television. Hopefully though I'll have escaped this doom cave by Thursday.

[teenidollinda]

Oh, like, it's really weird. People randomly appear here. But then, like, there's no way out. Unless you randomly disappear and stuff. It's totally C-R-A-Z-Y.

Your friends? Nope. Linda totally hasn't seen them. I kinda like, hope they aren't here for now. There's totally like, this demon thing running around a burning stuff. So you might wanna like, lie low for a bit.

[capytndrednot]

YOU MEAN THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THIS FRIEND FORSAKEN MANSION?! OH MY GOD. HOLY CRAP. OH NO.

This is.... NOT GOOD. IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE ALIENS. The aliens must have come while I was sleeping and sucked me into their doom ship with giant red coloured slurpee straws and then done horrific tests on me and then dumped me here. OH MY DEAR LORD. THIS IS TERRIBLE. Oh no. I won't ever see my friends again?!

EVER?!

AND A BURNY DEMON?! Oh my... oh no oh no oh no. What if he comes and TORCHES ME AND I BURN TO A CRISP AND THEN SOME CRAZY PERSON MISTAKES ME FOR A GIANT PIECE OF POOP?!

How do you LIVE in this place?!?!

[master_of_dudes]

IT BETTER HAVE PIZZA OR EVERY INCH OF MY LITTLE BODY WILL BE ENRAGED >:(

But there's still lots of neat stuff to do here that might kill you! Like. Um. Like riding down all the stairs in this giant place on a mattress. A mattress with a sail on it!

[capytndrednot]

... That is SO going on the list. THEN PIZZA CAN BE FEASTED UPON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.

Oh man... I need to figure out a way to contact my friends. they'd LOVE to do that. I don't want to have to spend an awesome weekend doing stuff like that without them :(

Hey... wait a moment... ARE YOU AN ALIEN? OH MY GOD I AM TALKING TO A GREEN ALIEN WHO... I don't know what you're capable of alien, but I WILL run and hide and you will never find me if you have any strange ideas about sucking my brains out!

[master_of_dudes]

BETTER YET. A SAIL. MADE OUT OF PIZZA!

I dunno, I'm sorry :( I don't have any friends back home, and I don't wanna se my dad any time soon. So I'm just gonna be happy here!

I'M NOT AN ALIEN! I'M A HUMAN! Well. One with superpowers anyways. That fights crime. And changes into animals. I DON'T WANNA SUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT. THAT'D MAKE ME A ZOMBIE. AND I DON'T THINK ZOMBIES CAN BE VEG-- vegita-- vegimatarians-- THEY CAN'T EAT PICKLES DDD:

[capytndrednot]

YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE LYING, GREEN HERO BOY! I'd have to agree, Zombies are NO GOOD. One time I saw this movie where there were all these zombies on rainbows and they were all eating blades of grass and saying NOM NOM NOM and eating puppies and hippos! IT WAS TERRIBLE. I don't think they ate pickles either! Which could lead to disaster if you're fond of them.

I don't know if I can be happy here. I mean I don't know if this place even has WEEKENDS OR TELEVISION. Those are two major things in my life, and I'm sorry but I am NOT willing to give up either of those. Also, my three best friends! They'd be lost without my amazing weekend planning!

[holy_heretic]

There's television here, but I havn't seen anything good on it.

[capytndrednot]

Well that's at least ONE good thing about this place!

You SERIOUSLY haven't seen anything good on there? Are you SURE?

I hope they don't only get PBS. Please, please, please, please tell me that they have America's Next Top Model. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.