1: Fifty Shades Frustrated

[captivebird]

Slowly he unwinds the considerable length of shrink-wrap shrouding the object of my desire. I watch transfixed as tantalising glimpses became visible. Oh my. I do like a prompt early morning delivery. I want to reach out and touch, but know it is still forbidden. I frown. This handsome model is not mine to do with as I please quite yet - although

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[grigorisgirl]

Heehee! Laundry lust.

[2bangzoom]

B-a-a-w-ha-a-a-ha-ha! This post just made my day.

[nahima_snape]

OMG!! I felt like reading laundry porn! ROFLMAO!!!!!

[maetgnisar]

omg! Birdie, you're a perv ))))))))))))))))))))))))))
but that is oh so fucking well written ;-)

[captivebird]

Done to allay the absolute annoyance of having to reject my new washing machine as soon as it arrived yesterday. :-/ Fingers crossed for total satisfaction this afternoon... ;-)

Writing an attempted parody of current best-selling bonkbuster trilogy by E J James, Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed - Former Twilight fan fiction made mainstream and making millions for its author, lucky lady. :-)

[captivebird]

It's the most household related fun I've had since Snape guy hid in the laundry basket... :-))