CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO
(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art
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Dave wasn't kidding when he said he loved John. And him being Dave, he doesn't give a flying fuck who knows. What IS, however, annoying the shit out of him is that every single time he tries to tell John, John thinks he's joking and is just like "haha good one but seriously do you think i should listen to these salamanders?"
It is like banging your head against a brick wall. Doesn't help that Dave can't say it in a non-completely-ridiculous non-douchebaggy way either.
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I apologize because me and Dave's way of talking do not mix well
And I apologize for fail
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Dave didn't ALWAYS mean to sound like a douche. But he did.
Constantly.
At least, that's what he figured. That or John was a HUGE, unbelievably dense idiot.
...Maybe it was the latter.
Either way, Dave couldn't freaking stand it. Why did John constantly play him? Was John playing him? Dave bet he was. It was exactly like him to be a huge ass prankster.
I mean, how could a person not get his metaphors:
TG: So dude
TG: just in case
TG: i'm gonna tell you
TG: i would seriously catch that rocket and throw it back in the face of whoever threw it at you
EB: Hahaha yeah I know man
EB: I'd do the same for you, for sure
EB: I mean, after you saved my life
EB: it'd only be fair, right?
Okay, in retrospect, Dave could tell that John would've never got that. The stupid dork was too stupid to get that. The stupid, adorable nubby dork ( ... )
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