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CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO
(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art

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John/Rose + Kanaya, Vriska and Karkat: First Date Advice

[anonymous]

The kids are having their first date and are both secretly scared out of their wits. Solution: Phone-A-Friend!

So throughout the night both are secretly relaying with their patron troll (and in John's case I'm 100% sure Karkat would somehow get his meddle on considering his knowledge of ~*All Things Romance*~) and are getting bizarre/hilarious/terrible advice.

"Oh my god John could you 8e any less foward!!!!!!!! Here, are there any cliffs around the resturant?"

"Take The Flowers But Do So Carefully. On Alternia This Often Doubled As A Trial To Gauge Your Trust As Well As Test Your Knowledge Of Dangerous Flora"

"OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST DO THE "ARM AROUND THE SHOULDERS" THING. HIDE YOUR WIVES EVERYONE, JOHN EGBERT IS UNLEASHING HIS CHARM TONIGHT. CUE THE SWOONING LADIES, THEN PROJECTILE VOMITING"

and so on.