The Quidditch Pitch Presents

May 06, 2006 22:56

Our Newest additions to the staff!

Welcome to Our Newest Quidditch Assistants

Brumeux77 hails from New York, New York where he just wanted to be a part of it! By day he's a hagiographer and by night he's the much needed supplier of testosterone to the ladies of The Quidditch Pitch. He and Harry spend a great deal of time casting Cheering charms on the Captains when it's that time of the month. They feel it's for the good of all Muggle and Wizarding kind. They are truly heros of the both worlds. He likes to sing Wild Thing while passing out a Rejuvenating Potions to his fellow Quidditch Assistants.

Blackmoonruby is the product of your worst nightmare. She's Remus Lupin's underwear sorter by day and by night she sorts out spelling and grammatical errors. She spends a great deal of time tying up Professor Snape and using Scourgify on all the evidence that might lead to his capture by the Ministry. She and Snape have been developing a Frillyknickers potion that will allow her to see all the Harry Potter characters in Frilly Knickers. She was recently arrested by Ministry Officials for chasing Remus through Diagon Alley singing "Knock em' Dead Kid" by Motley Crue.

Swimchick hails from the great cornhusking state of Nebraska. By day she's Chicken Tamer for the Emperor of Iskanbul and by night she slaves over a hot keyboard. Her favorite spell is Accio and she uses it frequently in her day job to summon her whip and chicken soup recipes. Rumors have it that she has kidnapped each of the Weasley men on separate occasions and kept them tied in her basement while she tested her Hairusresotorus potion on them. She's almost perfected the potion that will allow the drinker to wash, dry, and style their hair within minutes. Her neighbors know not of her obsession with the Harry Potter world and don't look twice when she lures the Weasley's to her by singing her theme song--Saving Jane.

Debate Geek hails from the land of bells and whistles also known as Las Vegas. By day she's an Executive in charge of silly voices and she splits her evening beta reading and dancing in a Las Vegas show named after her theme song "I Wanna Be Happy". She spends her weekends testing her Irristabus potion on a tied up Ronald Weasley. She keeps all her admirers away with her use of Leviocorpus. We welcome her and her dark ways to the staff of The Quidditch Pitch.

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