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Nov 22, 2006 04:56

Dear Universe, what is happening to me?

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girlfreek79 November 21 2006, 21:28:03 UTC
Dear Nem,
We usually get this question forwarded to us from boys a lot younger than yourself.
Now, onto symptoms.. are you suffering hair growth in new places, erratic voice tones, pimple clusters, stiffening of your manhood at inopportune times? If these are the symptoms you are experiencing we can diagnose that you have hit puberty.
To treat this phenomenon simply throw a tantrum at your parent folk, and lock yourself in your room with your pc for 5 years.
If you are not going through puberty and are in fact taking part in an unauthorized volunteer program involving drug testing at your local university we can not assist you.
We apologize for your late blooming and wish you a speedy transition period.
Yours importantly,
The Universe

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captainnem November 23 2006, 06:17:45 UTC
That certainly clears that up!

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i know oh oh PICK ME I KNOW specteress November 24 2006, 03:29:42 UTC
i sense its an..an emptiness...like youa re missing something in your life..something your soul, your heart, your head is so attatched to you cannot live without...and nor it without you...wait...i see an S.... SA....either way...when this reappears in your life..you will feel complete again xxx

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Re: i know oh oh PICK ME I KNOW captainnem November 25 2006, 06:06:19 UTC
Hahahahahaha :D

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