The Highlight of my Day

Aug 31, 2006 23:30

14-Year-Old Little Girl at the Orthodontist's office: Everyone at my school is getting their braces OFF!
Me: Everyone at my school is 20.
Little Girl: Yea well, at least you haven't had braces for Six years!
Me: At least your braces won't prevent you from getting laid.

(I walk away)

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backwardsriver September 1 2006, 03:55:18 UTC
ha ha ha. aw.

this has made me laugh. thank you, alex. thank you.

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plein_de_vie September 1 2006, 16:59:20 UTC
that made my day

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decayingdream September 1 2006, 20:47:27 UTC
you never know, maybe they will prevent her...

excuse me while i go vomit at the thought of that.

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hear_my_song September 12 2006, 22:28:18 UTC
somewhere between A and C (leaning towards C). Definately not B, and don't worry, D gets better soon.

haha, what a totally nonsensical message.

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