Snorlax.

[captainhikaru]

Comments

[threeswordstyle]

what the fuck is a snorlax

[threeswordstyle]

eating, training, napping, sex

on a good day, a good fight too

[captainhikaru]

Wow. Sorry. I didn't mean to make fun of your EXTREMELY full and exciting schedule.

[threeswordstyle]

...do you have any idea how long it takes to do 500,000 reps on EVERY muscle group in your body

[captainhikaru]

No. But do you know how long it takes to NOT do 500,00 reps on every muscle group in your body?

Just as long. And I have a lot more fun in between.

[threeswordstyle]

you don't have things to take care of that requires this kind of strength.

fun aint high on the totem pole right now.

[captainhikaru]

Well we're both pirates in the same ocean. One of us does 500,000 reps and the other doesn't. However, we're BOTH still alive.

Obviously one of us is wasting their time.

[threeswordstyle]

both alive, but only one of us is living. you're only existing.

[captainhikaru]

...

Was that supposed to be offensive or meaningful? Because I think you just failed.

[threeswordstyle]

you wouldn't understand

[captainhikaru]

Right. So you know EVERYTHING because you're a swordsman. Well the next guy knows everything because he's a barber and that other guy knows everything because he is blind.

No one understands!

[threeswordstyle]

don't put words in my mouth, kid

If the barber and the blind man have a man's pride in what they do, then they will understand what I said

[captainhikaru]

I wasn't. I was showing you that what you said is stupid.

I have a man's pride in my own things.

[threeswordstyle]

I didnt say that I knew everything or that being a swordsman had anything to do with it, dont be such a fuckin idiot

then you should understand and respect what I choose to use mine on.

[captainhikaru]

I think anyone that spends that much time doing ANYTHING is stupid.

[threeswordstyle]

I have a promise to keep.