Norris

[captain_muscle]

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[anonymous]

Have you ever felt like someone is watching you? Well there is, it's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris runs on unrefined crude oil. He is often called into action when oil spills take place.

Chuck Norris will ultimately thwart Voldemort in the seventh book of the Harry Potter series. No use of magic required.

Many writers in the past have tried to make a character based on Chuck Norris. Tolkien uses Chuck as a template for everyone of his characters.

Those were my poor attempts. I'll come up with more later. Have a hap hap happy Christmas time.

The Ancient Greeks based many of their myths and stories on the feats of Chuck Norris.

[anonymous]

Those were my poor attempts. I'll prolly come up with more later. Have a super de duper Christmas time.

EJ

[physics_thinker]

These were all genuinely funny. BUT, this whole Chuck Norris and thing and stuff is older than that Numa Numa shit. In fact, it's probably as old or older than www.tubgirl.com

[physics_thinker]

btw, Chuck Norris is Bush's favorite actor.

[captain_muscle]

I believe I was asking for Chuck Norris submissions, not opinions on the growing, insatiable Chuck Norris trend.

Or information regarding the president's taste in film.

Whyfore, Sirrah, dost thou harry me with trifles?

Chuck Norris goes to college. haha

[anonymous]

Chuck Norris never showers in the winter. The musk he has accumulated by spring drives the reproduction fervor of all mammals, especially rabbits. If he were to shower just once, the life cycle as we know it would be devastated.

[i_miss_sleeping]

-During the Second World War, German scientists spent years working on a purported Doomsday Device, but we never able to synthesize the Chuck Norrisium (concentrated Norris sperm) required to complete it.

-Recent probes to Jupiter's moon Titan have discovered "Chuck Norris was here" roundhouse-kicked into the ice on the moon's surface.

-Fossilized evidence of beard hairs dating back to the Cretaceous Period have led scientists to believe that the mass extinction of dinosaurs was very swift.

-Godzilla never attacks L.A. because it fears Chuck Norris

thats all I've got for now...

~Pawel

[i_miss_sleeping]

P.S. Kudos for the "Missing in Action" photo. As if he really needed guns to win the Vietnam War...

[captain_muscle]

The Jupiter one, and the Dinosaur one are some of my all-time personal favorites.

Well done, sir!