Comments | captain_jtkirk: .029 - the month of march is cursed

captain_jtkirk

.029 - the month of march is cursed

Mar 24, 2011 22:43

Next year, I think I would enjoy just a cake for my birthday.

[Privates to T'Pol and Cissie, same message but you can't read the other's response]

I'm sorry.

( [Spam for Shego] )

march 16th is my dark day, we're repressing this, bald people fuck up my life, why do i have to live on this crap boat

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most_feared March 25 2011, 04:46:28 UTC

Didn't realize it was your birthday. [Oops.]

[Private]

Uh... got you some Centauran brandy, though. To make up for it. Peace offering and belated gift work?

captain_jtkirk March 25 2011, 04:54:11 UTC

It was actually a few days after but I appreciate the apology.

[Private]

I never turn down free alcohol but do I really deserve a peace offering?

[Private] most_feared March 25 2011, 04:58:28 UTC

Yeah. You don't have any idea how many times I've had some crazy fucking thing take over mine or someone I work with's head. It wasn't your fault.

By the way, my inmate took your phaser. I gave it to T'Pol to return to you.

[Private] captain_jtkirk March 25 2011, 05:09:14 UTC

Who's your Inmate?

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Spam gotgreenmagic March 25 2011, 06:34:13 UTC

[She cracked an eye open, glared at him for rousing her from a state of comfortable half-asleep-ness, but still slid over for the sake of a quiet life.]

Hey. What happened to you?

Spam captain_jtkirk March 25 2011, 12:51:32 UTC

"Got my neck snapped by Kay when he figured out I was..." Kirk trailed off and just waved his hand around in the air, signifying all of the crap that had been happening. "And yourself?"

Re: Spam gotgreenmagic March 25 2011, 14:35:14 UTC

"That blonde chick Buffy cut my head off with some giant axe-scythe thing because I was trying to kill her."

Spam captain_jtkirk March 25 2011, 14:44:12 UTC

Kirk scowled at her. "And why did you try to kill her?"

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[Private] with_discipline March 25 2011, 11:31:03 UTC

[Harumph.] I believe I already accepted your apology.

[Private] captain_jtkirk March 25 2011, 12:51:56 UTC

This time I actually mean it instead of saying it to save my ass.

[Private] with_discipline March 27 2011, 04:52:31 UTC

Then this time there is an acceptable excuse: you were not yourself.

[Private] captain_jtkirk March 27 2011, 05:03:51 UTC

Doesn't stop me from feeling guilt over it.

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[Private] fuckyoucynthia March 25 2011, 11:31:48 UTC

[BLAND] Did I?

[Private] captain_jtkirk March 25 2011, 12:52:18 UTC

Don't play stupid with me.

[Private] fuckyoucynthia March 26 2011, 21:00:44 UTC

Can't say I'm playing anything with you.

[Private] captain_jtkirk March 26 2011, 23:28:00 UTC

Then tell me why you took it.

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thegooddrjones March 25 2011, 17:58:26 UTC

Agreed. I think we all should collectively celebrate our birthday in April.

captain_jtkirk March 25 2011, 23:51:27 UTC

Only if there's a lot of booze.

thegooddrjones March 26 2011, 02:41:47 UTC

There should be. You me and Sveta deserve it.

captain_jtkirk March 26 2011, 05:22:09 UTC

Deal. I really do want cake though.

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