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captain_jtkirk

.058 - he's alive! rejoice

Feb 14, 2010 18:37

[Voice Post]

[Groan. Groan. Ow. Fuck he needs to stop drinking. Ow.]

Bones, don't suppose you have some kind of magical cure on--

[Cue noticing Sam Tyler. And a big ole wedding ring on his finger. Because there aren't enough of those this port. But this has been a long time coming.]

Huh.

Sam, we gotta stop meeting like this.

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ports are awesome!, why marriage why, this was a bad choice, bones is the worst doctor ever

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[voice] hyposprayed February 15 2010, 01:45:28 UTC

Thank god, you have to get your ass over here befor-

Wait, what the hell did you do? Please tell me you didn't buy Sam again.

[voice] captain_jtkirk February 15 2010, 01:54:35 UTC

If I did, I don't think it worked the way I planned.

[voice] hyposprayed February 15 2010, 01:58:53 UTC

That response isn't helping. Well, what happened?

[voice] captain_jtkirk February 15 2010, 02:14:12 UTC

I don't want to talk about it.

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gotgreenmagic February 15 2010, 09:25:44 UTC

Oh. You're still alive.

Yay.

captain_jtkirk February 15 2010, 17:40:08 UTC

And so are you.

Best port ever.

[Spam] bythe_books February 15 2010, 14:14:37 UTC

[Sam just. GLARES. Unimpressed. All he wanted to do was enjoy a drink after his bear attack!]

It's not every day you're married at gunpoint by Captain Kirk.

[Well, at least nothing was consummated.]

[Spam] captain_jtkirk February 15 2010, 17:42:19 UTC

[This is better than a drink. Because Kirk is an animal in the sack.

So he just smiles in response to that glare.]

"I'm not going to tolerate this sass from you when we go back to the Barge, you know. It's all making the bed and making my dinner for you from now on."

[Spam] bythe_books February 15 2010, 19:43:38 UTC

[Sam should be proud to be married to the awesome dude he used to watch on TV.]

Ha ha. Unfortunately for your dinner, I believe in a marriage of equals. [He crosses his arms.] So it looks like you'll be on your own for all that.

[Spam] captain_jtkirk February 15 2010, 20:45:37 UTC

[Being married to James T. Kirk is an honor on no less than seven planets. You're the luckiest man in the universe.]

"You're going to make me beat you with a belt to get you to behave aren't you?"

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