Comments | captain_jtkirk: .051 - my icons are extremely creepy.

captain_jtkirk

.051 - my icons are extremely creepy.

Jan 09, 2010 17:27

It'd be smart of you to start working on a murder-suicide pact with Shego, McCoy, because I swear on your little brat's head, you will wish that you killed her and yourself when I find you.

[Private to Spock and Uhura. AKA HIS GOONS. You can read each other's responses]

Time to make yourselves useful.

[Private to Kahlan]

A minute of your

mirror kirk is a scary mofo, floods are the coolest thing since me, threatening babies, that's captain kirk to you

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Same Filter lt_n_uhura January 10 2010, 00:30:13 UTC

What happened?

Same Filter captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 00:35:06 UTC

Doctor McCoy has shown his true colors.

Find him. And bring him to me. And if you sleep with him or kill him or both before that happens, I won't be very happy with you.

Same Filter lt_n_uhura January 10 2010, 00:38:35 UTC

I have already seen him once today, Captain. He did not seem different.

Same Filter captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 00:39:41 UTC

I don't really give a shit if he seemed different to you. He drugged me and stole my communicator and I want him to pay for it.

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/suspicious like woah with_discipline January 10 2010, 00:42:48 UTC

I thought you approved of how he worked, Captain.

cc: captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 00:49:30 UTC

He's changed. I have no use for him anymore.

She thinks they're in on it together now. :| CONSPIRING. Whatever it is. with_discipline January 10 2010, 00:54:57 UTC

You're quick to give up.

PLEASE. he'd never conspire with that coward captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 01:02:17 UTC

On him?

He's had it coming for years. If anything, I've been too easy on him.

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hyposprayed January 10 2010, 00:50:13 UTC

Can't attack the problem directly sir?

captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 00:58:39 UTC

Remember when you first boarded my ship and I told you that if you ever crossed me, I'd burn that house in Georgia down with your little girl inside?

I wasn't bluffing.

hyposprayed January 10 2010, 01:05:32 UTC

Listen to me you sick son of a bitch, she's not mine. Don't waste your time.

captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 01:07:11 UTC

Then I'll kill her because it's fun.

Or maybe I'll wait until she grows up and then take her for more pleasurable things.

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Private lastconfessor January 10 2010, 00:53:03 UTC

Anything for you, Jim.

Private captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 01:00:22 UTC

How do you feel about ransacking the Infirmary?

Private lastconfessor January 10 2010, 01:06:31 UTC

For my own enjoyment, or would I be looking for something in particular?

And while we're at it, what's in it for me?

Private captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 01:09:16 UTC

Well, I thought you'd get a kick out of something like anyway.

I'm having a tiff with Doctor McCoy and he loves that place more than his own child.

What do you want for it?

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the AWESOME filter! toomuchlogic January 10 2010, 00:54:18 UTC

Captain?

the AWESOME filter! captain_jtkirk January 10 2010, 01:01:27 UTC

Don't trust Doctor McCoy anymore and if you see him, I want you to bring him to me. Alive.

the AWESOME filter! toomuchlogic January 10 2010, 01:27:46 UTC

Very well, sir, I'll see it done.