Eddie Izzard goes to the Casino Royale

[captain_elessar]

MI6 medical team: Bond! Why didn't you press the red button!
Bond: I was dead at the time. I was on the moon, with Steve!
MI6 medical team: Did you brush your teeth?
Bond: No! Yes! What's right? I was... I was dead at the time!
Vesper: He's hot when he lies... What a strong personality. I like to have sex with people who have strong

Comments

[valefleur]

I was on the moon! With Steve!

[captain_elessar]

I poked badgers with spoon!

[valefleur]

That's one I haven't heard before. Three Hails Marys and two Hello Dollys.

[captain_elessar]

Helloooooooo Dolly, well hellooooooo Dolly...