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captain91

Writer's Block: Nature Gone Wild

Nov 13, 2008 20:14

I’ll tell you a story about how I learnt my strangest, and at the time most embarrassing, fact about snails.

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animals, nature, writer's block, giant african land snails, weird facts

Comments 8

dameruth November 13 2008, 20:46:52 UTC

So there you have it - the reproduction of snails first hand… and my first attempt at giving someone a hand job ;)

Captain Jack would be proud of you, you know. ;)

captain91 November 13 2008, 20:56:03 UTC

lol

cheapcarnival November 13 2008, 20:46:54 UTC

you probably already know but when snails mate they stab each other to get turned on, lol

captain91 November 13 2008, 20:58:28 UTC

i also learnt that one first hand as it were. i'm more careful of handling them when they're horny now!

but they are fascinating to watch - does that make me a pervert?!

dameruth November 13 2008, 21:25:31 UTC

but they are fascinating to watch - does that make me a pervert?!

Nah. It makes you a naturalist. ;) (Says the biologist . . .)

captain91 November 14 2008, 19:53:11 UTC

glad to hear that that doesn't make me a wierdo!

but 12 hours of sex is a rather erotic thought!

dark_flight November 13 2008, 23:05:07 UTC

OMG - you whacked off your snail!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Sorry, but that's the funniest thing I've read today!

captain91 November 14 2008, 19:53:58 UTC

glad i made you laugh. it was really embarrassing for a while, but i think it's funny now