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[capt_liarpants]

*You know how it is. One minute, you're walking along with plans to go to the Arts and Crafts Hut and nab some supplies for craft-making. The next, a GIANT EAGLE has dove out of the sky, scooped you up in its claws, and throw you onto its back

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[nocturnemission]

Whoa! Sweet ride, man!

[capt_liarpants]

BUT I DIDN'T ASK TO RIDE IT!!!

[nocturnemission]

Oh, um... Can you steer it at all?

[capt_liarpants]

How? I don't want to accidentally fall!

[00_07]

--Usopp?!

[capt_liarpants]

VANYA! THIS EAGLE'S KIDNAPPED ME!

[00_07]

I-I don't know what to do! Can you jump down?

[capt_liarpants]

*looking down as the eagle circles*

I...I don't know...maybe if I aimed for the lake?

[archaelologist]

Usopp!

[IS IT ARM TREE TIME?]

[capt_liarpants]

*FEEL FREE BUT THIS EAGLE IS SWIFT AND NIMBLE*

ROBIN!!! IT JUST GRABBED ME OUT OF NOWHERE!!

[archaelologist]

...Were you perhaps carrying meat in your pockets?

[capt_liarpants]

...*checks his pockets* No!

[alwaysuserubber]

--Uohoho! It's huge!

[capt_liarpants]

AND IT KIDNAPPED MEEEEEE!

[alwaysuserubber]

Oi, Usopp, fly it down this way! That's dinner!

[capt_liarpants]

But I don't know how to fly an eagle! It's not like Sunny where there's a helm! I already tried yanking on its feathers and that didn't go well at all!

[sutureourfuture]

[STOP FOOLING AROUND I'M TRYING TO NAP]

((ooc; will probably be slow as hell WOOOOOO))

[capt_liarpants]

ZORO!! ZORO!!

...

ZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZOROZORO!!!

[ooc: no worries, i'll be nursing this post for a couple of days at least]

[sutureourfuture]

WHAT?!

[capt_liarpants]

WAKE UP, IDIOT, I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!!!