Vampiric Holmesian AU
Title: Vampiric Holmesian AU
Author:
capt_facepalm
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (BBC)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John H. Watson
Rating: PG
Warning: (none)
Word Count: 56
Author's Notes: For Challenge 104 at
great_tales
Vampiric Holmesian AU, or:
Author Cleverly Avoids Words that Rhyme with Firetruck
This poem's timing is ripe
In keeping with vampire hype.
It was just Sherlock's luck
When his fangs finally struck
He found that John wasn't his type.
'It's because I'm a werewolf,' John said
His hindfoot idly scratching his head.
'No, it's more that your shedding
Has ruined the bedding
Despite what you may have read.'
Author:
capt_facepalm
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (BBC)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John H. Watson
Rating: PG
Warning: (none)
Word Count: 56
Author's Notes: For Challenge 104 at
great_tales
Vampiric Holmesian AU, or:
Author Cleverly Avoids Words that Rhyme with Firetruck
This poem's timing is ripe
In keeping with vampire hype.
It was just Sherlock's luck
When his fangs finally struck
He found that John wasn't his type.
'It's because I'm a werewolf,' John said
His hindfoot idly scratching his head.
'No, it's more that your shedding
Has ruined the bedding
Despite what you may have read.'