Justin Thyme and the Evil Doomsday Device

Feb 15, 2012 13:43

Title: Justin Thyme and the Evil Doomsday Device
Author:
capt_facepalm
Fandom:  Cabin Pressure
Characters:  Arthur Shappey
Rating:  PG
Warning:  (none)
Word Count: 101
Author's Notes: For Challenge 102 at
great_tales




.oOOo.
Omega, the evil doomsday device, began the destruction sequence. On the other side of the secret lair, brilliant super-agent Justin Thyme raised an eyebrow and yet another hidden gun.

‘How many of those things do you have?’ astonished femme fatale Seiko exclaimed as the tranquilizer dart pierced her evil ninja jumper.

Justin retrieved his third gun and shot Rolex in his evil robot wheels. That just left evil henchman Patek Phillipe between Justin and the kill-switch.

‘Surrender, Phillipe! Your evil overlord has deserted you!’

‘Never!’

Suddenly, evil super-villain TAG Heuer stepped out from behind the pillar...

‘Justin, your Thyme is up!’

.oOOo.

Ourselves are thanking yourselves for your appraisals…

wtf

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