Ok.. now you have ME all panicky feeling this morning over the fact that Im MUCH closer to 40 than you are.. if I lived closer, I'd come beat you down with my cane after I take my Geritol.. *gulp*
I was cracking wise about something the other evening and said "boy, Id have made a good stand up comic.. but I havent done anything with my life, I let it go to waste and now its too late". Kinda hurt my husbands feelings I think, which it wasn't meant to.. *sigh* but its true, I had tons of potential and I haven't even moved a mile from where I grew up. Im pathetic :/
Granny Grudge MatchcapsuperDecember 31 2003, 07:08:31 UTC
I'd like to see you try it, whipper snapper! I've been bulking up on Lipitor, Rogaine, and Just For Men. I'll take ya out in one swipe! And then I'll have to sit down cause I'll throw my shoulder out.
Well, there's no age limit to being a stand up comic. Unless you're Senior Wences. Dropping dead at 101 years-old totally killed his career. I wouldn't say it was a waste. You got married and had kids. You had other things to take care of. When I make the animated holiday specials I'll hire you for some voice work. Quit your job, honey! You're on your way to bigger things. Right after I get syndication, and then wait a few years to see if the strip ketches on enough that the syndicate and a network would be willing to pour money into it. But after that the world's your beaded necklace.
Re: Granny Grudge MatchsharkbaitDecember 31 2003, 12:25:45 UTC
Ha! Take your best shot! My handy-dandy walker-with-wheels has a basket on it to hold all kinds of Ninja style weapons like this heating pad with retractable spikes!
I'm going to get my chance at the big time this weekend.. there's rasslin' comin to the Armory and I just know that Handsome Jimmy Valiant will take one look at me and say "That woman has GOT to come be my valet" and then look out WWE!! Handsome Jimmy is back! Oh, and um.. me too.. I just have to think of a name.. hmmmmm.. Fiesty Granny? :)
Re: Granny Grudge MatchcapsuperJanuary 1 2004, 03:16:09 UTC
Ha! Take your best shot! My handy-dandy walker-with-wheels has a basket. Hey, whoa, let’s noy get crazy here. Let’s just walk away and nobody gets hurt.
I'm going to get my chance at the big time this weekend.. there's rasslin' comin to the Armory and I just know that Handsome Jimmy Valiant will take one look at me and say "That woman has GOT to come be my valet" and then look out WWE!! “ And as part of your wrestling bit you could flash your boobies. Please?
Mid life crisis is not sposed to hit until late forties. Just call it "fear."
Have a rum and coke...it'll be good for ya...make ya feel sooooooo funkay...Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you don't drink. And maybe now's not the time for a depression stimuli.
Life is overwhelming sometimes, aint it?
Try looking at what you do have instead of what you don't. Someone I used to work for used to say, "I used to feel sorry for myself because I have no shoes, until I saw the man who had no feet." Someone else used to tell me, "a positive attitude breeds positive results."
Good, I'd rather call it fear. Really don't wanna be old enough to be in mid-life. As far as I'm concerned I'm still 17. The law views me a little older than that, though, when I try to pick up hotties outside the high school. I'd prefer peanut butter cups over Rum and Coca-Cola.
But peanut butter cups will wreck your girlish figure and give you zits and be bad for cholesterol. I was only kidding about the rum and cokes....jeez...can't you take jokes anymore? Or does life have you that uptight now?
“But peanut butter cups will wreck your girlish figure.” But I’ll get that hot J-Lo ass. “I was only kidding about the rum and cokes....jeez...can't you take jokes anymore? Or does life have you that uptight now?” I know that was a joke.
It's MY fault now?!satoribeeDecember 30 2003, 23:08:40 UTC
Hey, just to set the record straight (no pun intended), it was my sweetie that found the job for me on the internet so she should get at least half the blame for making you mad we are now in Arnold territory.
Oh, and feel free to take any food you find. I think we were planning to give you most of the cereal anyway.
Re: It's MY fault now?!capsuperDecember 31 2003, 01:36:58 UTC
Actually, I know you two shouldn't get the blame. It should all be laid on Bush. If he hadn't collapsed the economy so much then my friends wouldn't have to find jobs outside of the state.
Re: instead you lay stil in the grass, all coiled up and hissin'...capsuperJanuary 1 2004, 03:23:10 UTC
if you can hop a plane, train or automobile, you can do new year's eve with us at our new digs. quarter-mile from l'océan pacifique. I’m so there, dude! Lemme just check...no, only $2. Maybe for the Jewish New Year. holidays are always better with familiar weirdos instead of just new weirdos. Agreed.
the grocery employees are on strike, and one thing caitie don't play is crossin' picket lines. Neither do I. I’m on the striker’s side. I was set to go to Bashas if they striked here. I mostly go to Bashas’ anyway, but this time it would’ve been to make a statement.
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I was cracking wise about something the other evening and said "boy, Id have made a good stand up comic.. but I havent done anything with my life, I let it go to waste and now its too late". Kinda hurt my husbands feelings I think, which it wasn't meant to.. *sigh* but its true, I had tons of potential and I haven't even moved a mile from where I grew up. Im pathetic :/
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Well, there's no age limit to being a stand up comic. Unless you're Senior Wences. Dropping dead at 101 years-old totally killed his career.
I wouldn't say it was a waste. You got married and had kids. You had other things to take care of. When I make the animated holiday specials I'll hire you for some voice work. Quit your job, honey! You're on your way to bigger things. Right after I get syndication, and then wait a few years to see if the strip ketches on enough that the syndicate and a network would be willing to pour money into it. But after that the world's your beaded necklace.
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I'm going to get my chance at the big time this weekend.. there's rasslin' comin to the Armory and I just know that Handsome Jimmy Valiant will take one look at me and say "That woman has GOT to come be my valet" and then look out WWE!! Handsome Jimmy is back! Oh, and um.. me too.. I just have to think of a name.. hmmmmm.. Fiesty Granny? :)
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Hey, whoa, let’s noy get crazy here. Let’s just walk away and nobody gets hurt.
I'm going to get my chance at the big time this weekend.. there's rasslin' comin to the Armory and I just know that Handsome Jimmy Valiant will take one look at me and say "That woman has GOT to come be my valet" and then look out WWE!! “
And as part of your wrestling bit you could flash your boobies. Please?
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Have a rum and coke...it'll be good for ya...make ya feel sooooooo funkay...Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you don't drink. And maybe now's not the time for a depression stimuli.
Life is overwhelming sometimes, aint it?
Try looking at what you do have instead of what you don't. Someone I used to work for used to say, "I used to feel sorry for myself because I have no shoes, until I saw the man who had no feet." Someone else used to tell me, "a positive attitude breeds positive results."
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I'd prefer peanut butter cups over Rum and Coca-Cola.
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But I’ll get that hot J-Lo ass.
“I was only kidding about the rum and cokes....jeez...can't you take jokes anymore? Or does life have you that uptight now?”
I know that was a joke.
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Oh, and feel free to take any food you find. I think we were planning to give you most of the cereal anyway.
IM ya soon!
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Why don’t you come here and stop me! Or are you just yellow?
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Faniliar? Is that like people you know that smell like vanilla?
Assume the position and bring me a glass of champagne
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I’m so there, dude! Lemme just check...no, only $2. Maybe for the Jewish New Year.
holidays are always better with familiar weirdos instead of just new weirdos.
Agreed.
the grocery employees are on strike, and one thing caitie don't play is crossin' picket lines.
Neither do I. I’m on the striker’s side. I was set to go to Bashas if they striked here. I mostly go to Bashas’ anyway, but this time it would’ve been to make a statement.
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