Update Numero 3
Yeah more fanart and stuff.
Part 1
Part 2
First off: from iScribble, uh, Toki gets all hot and bothered after totally killing that asshole at the Snakes and Barrels concert and squirrels Skwisgaar off for, ah, frustration alleviation. The speech bubble (graciously added by Jo) is pointing out that "he got a boners"
So, anyway, Toki and Skwisgaar. Last we left off Toki had made himself at home in Skwisgaar's sparse, Swedish apartment. And how could you kick the little guy out, eh?
So they're friends now, or something. They certainly won't leave each other alone. Toki thinks Skwisgaar is an arrogant prick. Skwisgaar thinks Toki's an idiotic, Norwegian son-of-a-fishmongerer.
Oral fixations...
Snacks...
"You know those are bad for you, right?" Toki inquires as he stuffs his face full of 5,000 calories of grease and meat of questionable origin (mmm BigMacs!)
Dancing. This was 'cause I was curious how my styles had changed, first picture I did of Toki in his cute little parka thing was this one of him dancing Part 2 AND LOOK WHERE IT'S GONE. AUGH. WHATEVER. IT IS VERY CUTE, SKWISGAAR WANTS NO PART OF IT.
Skwisgaar likes his things to be neat and clean, so he takes Toki out to buy him some new clothes. He looks and smells like he's been banging around in his current ones for years.
I think Toki needs an adult...he's not so comfortable with some of Skwisgaar's clothing suggestions.
Toki finally decides on new pants, shirts, and boots that look identical to his old ones, except a little big bigger.
"They're too big for you!"
"Don't you remember being a little kid and your clothes would get smaller and you'd have to keep getting bigger ones? I'll grow into these"
Skwisgaar doesn't understand Norwegian but it wouldn't make his response any different.
"God, you Norwegians are so stupid."
FASHION LECTURE.
"I buy you all these clothes and I only ever see you wearing the same things! What the fuck!"
"I like these. I don't see the problem, you only ever wear one pair of clothes."
Skwisgaar, still not understanding Toki's gibberish, just continues on with his one-sided conversations with Toki.
"Have you ever had more than one shirt? There are ketchup stains on that one! You look all sloppy!"
"At least I don't look like a beautiful woman, Skwisgaar."
"Yeah, 'Skwisgaar', that's me! I'm Skwisgaar! Listen to what I say!"
"I can't stop, you never be quiet."
"Alright, then. These video games are stupid, you're such a little kid"
etc etc. Oh, Skwisgaar also bought him a SNES.
Toki gets passionate about his video games. That's an atari controller, though. I guess he's got one of those, too. Shit, what year is this supposed to be? :|
Skwisgaar finds that taking care of someone nets him some rewards. Old ladies find it so sweet that he's taking care of his little brother, or cousin, or something.
"Yeah, he's retarded. I think he fell off a horse-cart as a baby or something."
"Oh dearie!"
"Look, Skwisgaar, this piece of cookie dough is HUGE!"
"What did he say, dearie?"
"He said 'Oh Skwisgaar is the greatest, he is so good to me'. I'm the only one he has. It's such a big responsibility..."
"Oh you sweet man!"
Issues with the landlord. Ever since Toki moved in some brutal things have been going on at Skwisgaar's building. Bloody, bloody accidents. And the landlords keep killing themselves. Which is fine with Skwisgaar, since he's skipping out on some rent.
Toki likes Cats Cradle <3
Disembodies heads. That's pretty metal.
I dunno, Toki did something stupid. "Haha, what?"
Just because they're not rich and famous doesn't mean Skwisgaar and Toki's destructive drunken antics are any lessened. They are just scaled back, like going to the top of their apartment building and throwing snowballs at people and cars below. Toki causes an awesome 5-car pileup and a dude catches on fire. Metal.
"Ha!"
And so concludes today's post. I have a terrible internet connection at the moment so I might not get to respond to everyone's posts but please, leave comments, I guess!! Comments, critiques are ALWAYS welcome, all that jazz. Next time: America and Lovin'. Wasn't that promised in this post? I split them up, they're big updates.
Part 1
Part 2
First off: from iScribble, uh, Toki gets all hot and bothered after totally killing that asshole at the Snakes and Barrels concert and squirrels Skwisgaar off for, ah, frustration alleviation. The speech bubble (graciously added by Jo) is pointing out that "he got a boners"
So, anyway, Toki and Skwisgaar. Last we left off Toki had made himself at home in Skwisgaar's sparse, Swedish apartment. And how could you kick the little guy out, eh?
So they're friends now, or something. They certainly won't leave each other alone. Toki thinks Skwisgaar is an arrogant prick. Skwisgaar thinks Toki's an idiotic, Norwegian son-of-a-fishmongerer.
Oral fixations...
Snacks...
"You know those are bad for you, right?" Toki inquires as he stuffs his face full of 5,000 calories of grease and meat of questionable origin (mmm BigMacs!)
Dancing. This was 'cause I was curious how my styles had changed, first picture I did of Toki in his cute little parka thing was this one of him dancing Part 2 AND LOOK WHERE IT'S GONE. AUGH. WHATEVER. IT IS VERY CUTE, SKWISGAAR WANTS NO PART OF IT.
Skwisgaar likes his things to be neat and clean, so he takes Toki out to buy him some new clothes. He looks and smells like he's been banging around in his current ones for years.
I think Toki needs an adult...he's not so comfortable with some of Skwisgaar's clothing suggestions.
Toki finally decides on new pants, shirts, and boots that look identical to his old ones, except a little big bigger.
"They're too big for you!"
"Don't you remember being a little kid and your clothes would get smaller and you'd have to keep getting bigger ones? I'll grow into these"
Skwisgaar doesn't understand Norwegian but it wouldn't make his response any different.
"God, you Norwegians are so stupid."
FASHION LECTURE.
"I buy you all these clothes and I only ever see you wearing the same things! What the fuck!"
"I like these. I don't see the problem, you only ever wear one pair of clothes."
Skwisgaar, still not understanding Toki's gibberish, just continues on with his one-sided conversations with Toki.
"Have you ever had more than one shirt? There are ketchup stains on that one! You look all sloppy!"
"At least I don't look like a beautiful woman, Skwisgaar."
"Yeah, 'Skwisgaar', that's me! I'm Skwisgaar! Listen to what I say!"
"I can't stop, you never be quiet."
"Alright, then. These video games are stupid, you're such a little kid"
etc etc. Oh, Skwisgaar also bought him a SNES.
Toki gets passionate about his video games. That's an atari controller, though. I guess he's got one of those, too. Shit, what year is this supposed to be? :|
Skwisgaar finds that taking care of someone nets him some rewards. Old ladies find it so sweet that he's taking care of his little brother, or cousin, or something.
"Yeah, he's retarded. I think he fell off a horse-cart as a baby or something."
"Oh dearie!"
"Look, Skwisgaar, this piece of cookie dough is HUGE!"
"What did he say, dearie?"
"He said 'Oh Skwisgaar is the greatest, he is so good to me'. I'm the only one he has. It's such a big responsibility..."
"Oh you sweet man!"
Issues with the landlord. Ever since Toki moved in some brutal things have been going on at Skwisgaar's building. Bloody, bloody accidents. And the landlords keep killing themselves. Which is fine with Skwisgaar, since he's skipping out on some rent.
Toki likes Cats Cradle <3
Disembodies heads. That's pretty metal.
I dunno, Toki did something stupid. "Haha, what?"
Just because they're not rich and famous doesn't mean Skwisgaar and Toki's destructive drunken antics are any lessened. They are just scaled back, like going to the top of their apartment building and throwing snowballs at people and cars below. Toki causes an awesome 5-car pileup and a dude catches on fire. Metal.
"Ha!"
And so concludes today's post. I have a terrible internet connection at the moment so I might not get to respond to everyone's posts but please, leave comments, I guess!! Comments, critiques are ALWAYS welcome, all that jazz. Next time: America and Lovin'. Wasn't that promised in this post? I split them up, they're big updates.