Bragging Rights

[zsomeone]

They have all been drinking, that’s all you really need to know. It doesn’t really have a beginning, or an ending.
A collab with tikistitch, we both wanted to do terrible things with this list we found, so we did terrible things together.
Funny words for a penis were taken from this list, minus the names or locations ones. A few additional phrases are

Comments

[seashadows]

The scary thing is that I can actually see this happening. Especially if they got Charles high.

OH GOD, the euphemisms...or are they dysphemisms, in this case? Whatever the situation, I practically ruptured something laughing.

[zsomeone]

We both had "I should use all these in one fic" thoughts, so why the hell not?

I have no clue what the proper term is, I'm not good with proper terms.

[tikistitch]

I had not heard these words!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

I am learning!!

[nugatorytm]

Oddly enough, I have probably read most of these at one time or another in some really tasteless porn fic. Or at least porn parody.

[zsomeone]

I think we all have, and more.

[pandaklok]

DNA rifle, I think that's my favorite one.

And Charles made me think of John Travolta's wedding day from Family Guy. "First I'm gonna...hug her? Then I'm gonna...kiss her. Yeah, kiss her. Then I'm gonna touch her penis. Wait, not that, not that."

[seashadows]

YES.

And, for good measure, here's Peter's wedding day. "All I can say about my beautiful wife is...MILK, MILK, LEMONADE, around the corner fudge is made!"

:D

[zsomeone]

Yeah, that's about the only one you could actually use.

Can't remember if I saw that ep, I used to always got to bed and watch Family Guy and Robot Chicken there, but now for some reason (bad wiring?) I can't get some of the channels back there so I'm way behind.
But pretty much that, I think.

We were origionally going to have the whole thing disolve into gay, but they just decided not to go there.

[tikistitch]

We were origionally going to have the whole thing disolve into gay, but they just decided not to go there.

I think it works better this way. My favorite scenes are always the guys just sitting around BS-ing.

[gearsmoke]

Well! You just taught me a new word! No, not that, 'dysphemism'. That's awesome! I love those :D
Some of them were a bit too similar to others so I was thinking 'did they use that one already?' but still, I could see them doing something like this, yeah.

[zsomeone]

I cut 9 from the origional list, then just split them into 7's, assigned them pretty randomly. But after a bunch of bad dick jokes, yeah they do tend to sort of fade together