Charles kind of wished he had a sword, but Sariel might get pissed off over Kiddie Kabobs in his office.
...Is it bad that I kind of want Kiddie Kabobs to actually exist? Like, they wouldn't need to be made of actual kids, of course not. I mean like... they could have bits of meat shaped sort of like little gingerbread men or something. Kinda like how Sour Patch Kids aren't actually made of kids but just sort of vaguely shaped like them.
“Look! I’m not here to play with your monster kids or get fitted for a suit!” Charles protested. “I just wanna- BLAAAAARGGGGH!”
Charles, there comes a time in every person's life when they just wanna BLAAAAARGGGGH.
Charles sighed. They’d taken his balls! Castrated him like he was Fatty Ding-Dongs!
Oh God, I laughed. XD
Raziel preened, apparently vindicated in her belief that her kids were perfect special snowflakes and not bowling balls with wings.
They can be both! :D
“And…” said Sariel. “Oh. Huh. Think I shoulda warned them about the zombie attacks?” he asked Raziel
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HEE! Elephant Car Wash! I love that place!
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Sariel: *grumbles* We oughta spend equal time at the Angle Car Wash.
Ganesh: Dearest, there is no Angel Car Wash. Probably because most angels have terrible trouble operating a manual transmission.
Sariel: i am a KICK ASS DRIVER!
Nathan: Dude. Don't say kick ass. Seriously.
Sariel: *mutters darkly*
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...Is it bad that I kind of want Kiddie Kabobs to actually exist? Like, they wouldn't need to be made of actual kids, of course not. I mean like... they could have bits of meat shaped sort of like little gingerbread men or something. Kinda like how Sour Patch Kids aren't actually made of kids but just sort of vaguely shaped like them.
“Look! I’m not here to play with your monster kids or get fitted for a suit!” Charles protested. “I just wanna- BLAAAAARGGGGH!”
Charles, there comes a time in every person's life when they just wanna BLAAAAARGGGGH.
Charles sighed. They’d taken his balls! Castrated him like he was Fatty Ding-Dongs!
Oh God, I laughed. XD
Raziel preened, apparently vindicated in her belief that her kids were perfect special snowflakes and not bowling balls with wings.
They can be both! :D
“And…” said Sariel. “Oh. Huh. Think I shoulda warned them about the zombie attacks?” he asked Raziel ( ... )
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THIS IS TRUE.
Every Charles that ever Charlesed
Hahahaha, and if they all met it would be the Crisis of the Infinite Charles'!!
I would buy brain kabobs.
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