MORE POKEBLEACH, OMG

Apr 20, 2010 02:38

AS PROMISED, HERE’S THE NEXT PORTION OF MY POKEBLEACH FANGIRL FEST. ONCE AGAIN, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I KNOW ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT THE POKEMON UNIVERSE AND THAT I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY IGNORANCE.

WARNING: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS. )

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chrismactaggart April 20 2010, 12:09:07 UTC
THAT... THAT IS PURE FUCKING WIN
I LOVED THE EVOLUTION PART SO AWESOME :D :D ♥

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sarah_pixen April 20 2010, 14:38:38 UTC
THAT WAS HILARIOUS. ZOMG ZARAKISAUR. XD YEEESSSSS!!! DO WANT!!

AND- AWW. ULQUI BLUSHING AND GETTING AFFECTION IS JUST ABOUT THE SWEETEST THING EVER.

.... -SNICKER-

"ULQUIORRA-UL." XD PRICELESS. EPIC WINNNNNNNN!

I NEED TO DRAW MY OWN INTERPRETATION OF POKEBLEACH. AND I NEED TO FINISH THE SKETCH OF ORIHIME FEEDING ULQUI. X3
AND THEN I NEED TO DO SOMETHING SILLY WITH MURCIELAGO.

HMM... SINCE IT'S HIS THIRD EVOLUTION, I KINDA INVISION MURCIELAGO AS BEING THE 'ADULT' STAGE OF ULQUI'S EVOLUTION LINE. SO HE'D BE HUMAN SIZED; ENOUGH THAT ORIHIME WOULD BE ABLE TO USE THE HM FLY TO HAVE HIM CARRY HER TO CITY TO CITY.

XD I'M GETTING A PICTURE IDEA IN MY HEAD OF MURCIELAGO REFUSING THE FIRST TIME SHE TRIES TO GET HIM TO DO THIS. MUCH LULZ

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moosenogger April 20 2010, 19:14:22 UTC
YES. THE MORE POKEBLEACH PICTURES, THE BETTER. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH (AND I'M PRACTICALLY CHEWING ON MY COMPUTER DESK IN ANTICIPATION OF THE "ORIHIME FEEDING ULQUI" PICTURE, OMIGODDDDD).

WHILE I LIKE THE IDEA OF HUMAN-SIZED MURCIELAGO, I ALSO LOVE THE IMAGE OF HIM BEING AROUND WAIST-HEIGHT. HE'S JUST SO MUCH EASIER TO SNUGGLE AT THAT HEIGHT~.

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nagasasu April 20 2010, 23:01:32 UTC
"SO HE'D BE HUMAN SIZED;"
THAT LINE MAKES ME THINK OF SMUT. XDDDDD

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moosenogger April 21 2010, 00:35:59 UTC
SAME HERE, ACTUALLY.

I HAVE TO BE TRULY HONEST HERE: THE IDEA OF BLEACHMON SMUT MAKES ME SQUICK, THOUGH THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I INSTANTLY REMEMBER THIS ASH/CHIKORITA FIC I STUMBLED ACROSS A LONG TIME AGO. IT WAS HORRIFYING, YO.

I PREFER ORIHIME CUDDLING THE SHIT OUT HER ULQUIORRA. D'AWWWW...

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coffee_gyrl April 20 2010, 15:47:54 UTC
“Zarakisaaaaaur!” ROTFLMFAO!!!!! YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE POKEMON WORLD DOWN PAT. ITS PRETY SIMPLE WITHIN THE FIRST 5 EPISODES OF THE ORGINAL POKEMON YOU'VE GOT THE ENTIRE STORY. THE 'PHYSIC CAGE' WAS PURE WIN. I ADORE THIS SO MUCH THE POSSIABLITIES ARE ENDLESS. ORIHIME KISSES AND ULQUIORRA BLUSHES ARE 100% AWESOME ( ... )

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moosenogger April 20 2010, 18:16:25 UTC
LOLZ, "TEAM AIZEN." SOMEONE ALSO SUGGESTED THAT AIZEN BE THE PROFESSOR, BUT HE LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE A CREEPY RAPIST TO GET AWAY WITH THAT GIG.

I WAS THINKING THAT GRIMMY WOULD TRY TO STEAL ULQUIORRA'S THUNDER, TOO. HE ALWAYS WANTS TO BE THE BEST, AND WOULD PROBABLY THINK ULQUIORRA WAS A PANSY IN A DRESS. (LOL, BLEACH SESAME STREET RHYMES.)

I LIKE YOUR IDEA FOR GRIMMY'S EVOLUTION. GRIMMKITTY - GRIMMJOW - PANTHERA SOUNDS AWESOME. I CAN'T HELP THINKING THAT SINCE HE'S A KITTY-TYPE BLEACHMON THAT HE'D LIKE BUTT SCRATCHES (ALL CATS DO, AMIRIGHT?). THINKING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH WOULD MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE, THOUGH.

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coffee_gyrl April 20 2010, 18:54:17 UTC
OH YES TEAM AIZEN WOULD DEFINATLY PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE WITH HIS OWN SWORD, HE WOULDN'T NEED A PARTNER.

GRIMMKITTY WOULD LUV BUTT SCRATCHES AND EAR RUBS, TELL ME THOSE PRETTY BLUE EARS OF HIS DON'T WANT A GOOD SCRITCHING.

YOU COULD MAKE A COLLAGE OF ONE SHOTS IN THIS UNIVERSE AS INSPIRATION STRIKES YOU. I'M SO ENJOYING THESE STORIES. I HOPE YOU CROSS POST THEM TO FF.NET SO THAT I CAN ADD THEM TO MY FAVORITE LIST.

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moosenogger April 20 2010, 19:27:36 UTC
I WAS THINKING EARLIER ABOUT CONTINUING WITH THESE STORIES. I MIGHT MAKE A POST AND ASK FOR IDEAS, THOUGH, SINCE I'VE PRETTY MUCH WRITTEN ALL OF THE SCENES THAT WERE ALREADY IN MY HEAD.

I DO NEED TO POST THESE FICLETS TO FF.NET. AT LEAST THEN IT WILL LOOK LIKE I'M STILL ALIVE ON THAT SITE. XD I'LL DO THAT LATER TONIGHT.

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cardboard_robo April 20 2010, 20:01:32 UTC
OMFG EPIC WINNNZ AGAIN X2!!!!!!!!!
TEAM AIZEN BEING THE BLEACHMON STEALIN HOES IS EPIC WINZ AND SHOULD BE DONE! AND TEH GRIMMKITTY/ICHI EVOLUTION IDEAS BE FUCKING AWESOME SAUCE AND SHOULD BE DONE DEPENDING ON HOW LONG YOU'LL CONTINUE THIS.

ON A SIDE NOTE, REMEMBER HOW TEAM ROCKET HAD LIKE THE TWO BUFFONS AND THEIR MEOWTH WHO WERE ALWAYS CHASING ASH AROUND TRYNA GET HIS PIKACHU?

OMFG IT SHOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE TEAM AIZEN'S TWO BUFFONS SHOULD BE LOLLY AND MENOLY, WITH THEIR SARCASTIC SIDEKICK GRIMM-KITTY. AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT ISN'T A FUCKING AWESOME IDEA. THEN LIKE ULQUIORRA COULD BE LIKE WHOOPIN THEIR ASS ALL THE TIME SINCE THEY KEPT HARASSING HIS BIG BOOBED MASTA. GRIMMKITTY VS. ULQUIORRA HUR HUR

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moosenogger April 21 2010, 06:12:10 UTC
HOLY SHIT, I CAN TOTALLY SEE LOLY AND MENOLY AS TEAM AIZEN'S TOKEN TAG-TEAM OF IDIOTS. HELL, EVEN IN THE MANGA THEY WERE AFTER ORIHIME, AND I'M SURE ULQUIORRA WAS TEMPTED TO SMASH THEIR HEADS INTO THE WALL WHEN THAT WHOLE "GRIMMJOW KIDNAPPED ORIHIME, BUT WHY IS THE ROOM ALL MESSED UP?" INCIDENT OCCURED. I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE FAIR IF ULQUIORRA COULD TAKE FANFIC REVENGE, OH YES.

I DUNNO ABOUT GRIMMKITTY BEING ON THE TEAM, THOUGH. I PREFER HIM WITH ORIHIME, SINCE THAT LEAVES HIM WIDE-OPEN FOR SCENES OF BOOB-HUGS AND BUTT SCRATCHES. ALSO, I THINK IT WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE FOR TOUSEN TO BE THE SIDEKICK. I'D HAVE TO MAKE HIM A BUG-TYPE POKEMON, THOUGH, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, COME ON.

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cardboard_robo April 21 2010, 18:38:43 UTC
LMAO TOUSEN AS A BUG TYPE IS A NO BRAINER. I DON'T THINK WE EVEN NEED TO GO INTO THAT ONE. >_>

BUT GRIMMKITTY AND ULQUIORRA BEING ON THE SAME TEAM WOULD BE SHEER AWESOME FOR THE LULZ FACTOR.

....AND MY GAWD I JUST REALIZED YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY COVERTED ME INTO THE IDEA OF POKEBLEAH. FO SERIOUS DAWG.

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moosenogger April 21 2010, 21:04:00 UTC
YES, COME INTO THE FOLD. LET THE CRACK SEEP INTO YOUR BRAIN AND TAKE CONTROL. MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA....

BUT SERIOUSLY, POKEBLEACH IS THE BEST THING, EVAR. WHEN I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS SEMESTER, I PLAN ON WRITING ANOTHER FICLET ABOUT IT. DUNNO WHAT IT'LL BE ABOUT, BUT DAMNIT, I'M GOING TO WRITE IT.

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nagasasu April 20 2010, 23:00:20 UTC
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS, B-A-N-A-NAS! /GWEN STEFANI

ANYWAYS, YOUR BLEACHMON IS FULL OF SUCH CRACK WIN. I HOPEFULLY WILL LEAVE A BETTER REVIEW.

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