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STORY TIEM!!

Feb 23, 2008 12:26

HERE'S THE BEGINNING OF THE ROUND ROBIN. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN UP MID-STORY, JUST GO HERE. THAT POST ALSO HAS THE RULES AND THE TURN ORDER AND SUCH OTHER AMUSING THINGS.

EDIT: IF YOU'RE NEXT, JUST POST YOUR PART IN A NEW COMMENT TO THIS ENTRY. THAT WAY, WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE MESS A LONG THREAD OF 'REPLIES' WILL MAKE. ALSO, THAT WAY, WE'LL ( Read more... )

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systemscrash February 23 2008, 18:47:39 UTC

[THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT A MORON AT THE KEYBOARD AND DON'T EDIT HER SHIT.]

IT WAS VERY POSSIBLY THE BEST IDEA THAT HAD EVER BEEN CONCEIVED. SOMETHING SO WONDROUS THAT CYBERTRON ITSELF WOULD BE SWAYED UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ITS TOTAL HARDCORE AWESOME.

HE WOULD CLONE STARSCREAM AND- OH WAIT. HE ALREADY DID THAT. FUCK

SOMEWHERE DEEP IN HIS PROCESSOR, OR CPU, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL THAT SHIT, HE KNEW THAT HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS NONSENSE. HE'S THE ALMIGHTY SHOCKWAVE! FOR SHIT'S SAKE HE HAS A GUN FOR AN ARM, HE'S A COOL GUY!

HE BRIEFLY CONSIDERED WRITING MEGATRON AN EMAIL, BUT LAST TIME HE HAD MEGATRON HADN'T RESPONDED AND HE'D CRIED FOR DAYS. LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

AND THEN, FINALLY, A REAL IDEA HIT HIM. HE WOULD NARROW HIS EYES ONE FUCKING OPTIC AND HEADED TO THE SPACE BRIDGE.

SURE MEGATRON HAD TOLD HIM TO NEVER COME TO EARTH AND LEAVE CYBERTRON UNATTENDED, BUT HOW ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO GET SKYFIRE TO HELP HIM WRITE A SHITTY BEAUTIFUL, UNIQUE AND DARK POEM THAT PERFECTLY EMBODIED HIS POWERFUL ( ... )

xellos_otaku_21 February 26 2008, 05:01:43 UTC

((GOT OKAY'ED BY akisawana...))

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA...

"OF ALL THE PLACES ON THIS DIRT-BALL, WHY ARE WE BUILDING HERE?!" LONG HAUL WHINED FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME THAT CYCLE. "I SAW OVER A HUNDRED BETTER LOCATIONS TO BUILD A SPACE BRIDGE...WITHOUT HAVING TO HAUL EVERYTHING UP A CLIFF! BY THE WAY, NOT THAT ANY OF YOU CARE, BUT I THINK IT FRACTURED MY BACKSTRUCT..."

STILL WELDING, SCRAPPER MUTTERED, "MEGATRON GAVE THE ORDER BUILD IT HERE, SO WE BUILD HERE. BESIDES, STARSCREAM DEMANDED THAT IT BE MORE ACCESSIBLE TO THE SEEKERS..."

BONECRUSHER LOOKED UP FROM THE TANK OF MIXMASTER'S LAST HOME-BREW HE'D BEEN 'SAMPLING'. "ARE YOU SLAGGIN' ME?! YOU COULD LAND UNICRON'S FAT AFT OUT HERE! IS SCREAMER SO FUCKED UP IN THE PROCESSORS THAT HE NEEDS TO LAND ON THE ONLY FUCKIN' ROCK OUT HERE?!"

"WELL,I GUESS THAT WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU'VE GOT EVERY VD KNOWN IN THE UNIVERSE..." HISSED HOOK, SIPPING HIS PINK LADY.

"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE COULD CONTRACT THE CLAP...OR CRAB LICE..." ADDED SCAVENGER AS HE WIRED THE CONTROL PANEL ( ... )

xellos_otaku_21 February 26 2008, 05:06:02 UTC

((DAMN CHARACTER LIMIT... YOU'RE UP, akisawana!))

akisawana February 27 2008, 17:22:54 UTC

[SORRY, I FAIL HARD.]
MEANWHILE YET AGAIN...
"STARSCREAM! YOU HAVE FAILED ME YET AGAIN!" MEGATRON'S SCREAM ECHOED THROUGH THE HALLS OF THE NEMESIS. BLAME THE ACOUSTICS ON SOUNDWAVE.
"BUT LORD MEGATRON," STARSCREAM WHINED, THEN REALIZED SOMETHING. "WAIT. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING THAT I'M DENYING DOING."
MEGATRON BRANDISHED A COFFEE POT IN HIS AIR COMMANDER'S DIRECTION. "YOU MADE DECAF! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONQUER THE UNIVERSE WHILE HALF-ASLEEP? FOR THIS, YOU DIE!"
"MIGHTY MEGATRON," SAID STARSCREAM, "SURELY YOU NOTICED THAT OTHERS WERE STEALING YOUR COFFEE? MORE SPECIFICALLY, SOMEONE WHO WAS FORBIDDEN CAFFEINE?"
"SURELY YOU DON'T MEAN..."
"I DO." STARSCREAM JERKED HIS THUMB AT SKYWARP, SPRAWLED ACROSS THE FLOOR ASLEEP, SINCE DECAF TOTALLY PUTS YOU OUT IF YOU'RE USED TO REGULAR. "AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY." OH GOD, DID I JUST ACTUALLY MAKE THAT JOKE? I NEED COFFEE ( ... )

jacques_strappe February 28 2008, 04:27:30 UTC

(OHSHI- SCREW STUDYING, HERE I GO.)

MEGATRON GROWLED IN FRUSTRATION AT THIS LATEST BOT-COCKBLOCKERY. REALLY, IT WAS THE ONLY THING SOUNDWAVE COULD TRULY ACHIEVE, OTHER THAN BEING A GENERAL BORE AND OCCASIONALLY PLAYING THE LATEST ABBA HITS WHILST IN HIS VERY-UNOBVIOUS GHETTOBLASTER MODE. "WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, SOUNDWAVE?"

"REFLECTOR: SENT TO MONITOR THE CONSTRUCTICONS," SOUNDWAVE REPLIED BORINGLY. "HE THEY HAVE PROVIDED A LIVE VIDEO FEED OF THE CONTRUCTICONS' PROGRESS."

MEGATRON WASN'T SURE WHEN THE HELL REFLECTOR HAD TURNED INTO A VIDEO CAMERA, BUT AT LEAST HE THEY WEREN'T PUMPING OUT POLAROIDS ANYMORE, LIKE AN OUTDATED AND USELESS MACHINE... KIND OF LIKE HOW SOUNDWAVE PLAYED CASSETTE TAPES. AT LEAST HE DIDN'T PLAY 8-TRACKS. THE MENTION OF REFLECTOR AND THE CONSTRUCTICONS IN THE SAME SENTENCE MADE MEGATRON GRIMACE, BUT HE TURNED HIS ATTENTION TO THE DISPLAY PANEL ( ... )

saltedpin February 29 2008, 14:24:34 UTC

MEGATRON WAS, TO PUT IT MILDLY, HORRIFIED. HE COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT EVEN AFTER SEVERAL TENS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS OF STOMPING, TORTURING AND SMACKING STARSCREAM AROUND COULD HE POSSIBLY HAVE ACCUMULATED ENOUGH BAD KARMA TO GENERATE THE AMOUNT OF SHIT HE WAS EXPECTED TO PUT UP WITH ON A DAILY BASIS. AND THEN EVERYONE WONDERED WHY HE WAS SO PISSY ALL THE TIME.

SHOCKWAVE, MEANWHILE, WAS ALSO HAVING A FAIRLY APPALLING DAY. HE'D GONE TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF COMING TO EARTH AND SNEAKING INTO THE AUTOBOT BASE ONLY TO FIND SKYFIRE WAS NOT THE GOD OF POETRY HE'D BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE; WHAT HE WAS, IN FACT, WAS A DEEPLY RETARDED EMO FAG WHO COULDN'T POEM HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG. HOW THE PISS WAS SHOCKWAVE SUPPOSED TO INFORM MEGATRON OF HIS FEELINGS NOW?JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, ON HIS WAY OUT HE'D ACCIDENTALLY WALKED IN ON HOIST AND GRAPPLE HANGING DOUGHNUTS AND BAGELS FROM INTIMATE PARTS OF THEIR PERSONS, HAD TRACKS' COLLECTION OF GAY PORN AVALANCHE OUT AT HIM WHILE HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE IN A CUPBOARD, AND, WHILE RUNNING AWAY FROM ( ... )