SOMEONE PLEASE PROVE TO ME THAT ZORO IS NOT A WOMAN.
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO ACCEPT AT FIRST, BUT ONCE IT'S BEEN PUT IN YOUR MIND YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE IT. I DON'T WANT TO LAY OUT POINTS OF FOCUS IN FRONT OF YOU, THIS IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO FEEL IN YOUR HEART AND DISCOVER ALL ON YOUR OWN.
BUT IF YOU MUST HAVE A POINT OF FOCUS, A GOOD PLACE TO START IS ONE OF ZOROS EARLIEST SMAKKABITCHES.
I DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO MISS MONDAY. (LARGE AND WITH A TREE TRUNK)
MONDAY-"NO MAN ALIVE CAN EVER DEFEAT ME"
ZORO- "A-HAHA-HA" *DEFEAT*
THIS IS JUST A SMALL NOTHING, YES. BUT ONCE YOU REALISE THAT HE IS MORE THAN JUST THE MOTHER OF THE BOAT, EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT ZORO SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE.
YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU ALL REALISE THAT ZORO IS FEMALE.
THEN WHO'LL HAVE BEEN RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME? ME! THATS WHO.