Comments | capslock_merlin: LITERARY CLASSICS.

clockworkwolves in capslock_merlin

LITERARY CLASSICS.

Dec 02, 2008 17:33

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I WROTE A HAIKU ocelotspots December 2 2008, 23:24:10 UTC

MERLIN LOVES TO SUCK
COCK IS HOT AND DELICIOUS
ARTHUR COMES A LOT

Re: I WROTE A HAIKU clockworkwolves December 2 2008, 23:33:17 UTC

I LOVE THIS/YOU FOR WRITING THIS.

Re: I WROTE A HAIKU ocelotspots December 2 2008, 23:39:32 UTC

YAYZ I WAS INSPIRED BY YOUR BRILLIANCE.

Re: I WROTE A HAIKU clockworkwolves December 3 2008, 02:19:22 UTC

YOU AND MILLIONS OF OTHERS.

I AM HUMBLED BY YOUR PRAISE.
HERE, HAVE A HAIKU.

UTHER SAYS IT'S WRONG
BUT HE FUCKS GAIUS NIGHTLY
HE'S A HYPOCRIT

IT PALES IN COMPARISON TO YOURS.

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adler1013 December 2 2008, 23:34:19 UTC

THIS IS IMPLIED PR0N:
- UNICORNS DON'T LIKE MERLIN ANY MORE.
- ARTHUR YEARNS TO SIMPLY RELINQUISH CONTROL.
- UTHER WAS ONCE ALBION'S "MISTER DECEMBER."

THIS IS ACTUAL PR0N:
- YOUR MUM "SERVES" KING UTHER NIGHTLY.
- FRIDAY IS "ROUND TABLE ORGY DAY."
- DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS.

marn_barn December 2 2008, 23:36:56 UTC

"DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS" IS WIN. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

clockworkwolves December 3 2008, 02:21:31 UTC

LOVELY. THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING. TEARS TO MY EYES.

UTHER WAS ONCE ALBION'S "MISTER DECEMBER."

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS CALENDAR.

roflolmaomg December 3 2008, 03:26:06 UTC

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adler1013 December 2 2008, 23:50:29 UTC

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPROVE!

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adler1013 December 3 2008, 00:05:18 UTC

I DON'T THINK ANYONE HERE WOULD DISCOURAGE YOU FROM FOLLOWING UP ON THAT! BUT OBVS BURNOUT = BAD. THE UNICORNS WILL NOT HOLD IT AGAINST YOU IF YOU TAKE IT EASY.

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clockworkwolves December 3 2008, 02:51:22 UTC

"WHICHEVER," GAIUS GROANED AND SPED UP.

I CAN HAS WRITE SHORT STORIES! johnnypurple December 3 2008, 04:04:18 UTC

MORGANA WAS GOOD WITH HER HANDS.

MERLIN GASPED. THE WORLD FELL DOWN.

BRADLEY'S MOUTH: BETTER USED IN SILENCE.

MERLIN WAS DISCOVERING A BEAUTIFUL CURSE.

GASPING, SWEATING, WRITHING, MERLIN WANTED MORE.

FINGERTIPS TRAVERSING SOFT AND UNKNOWN DISTANCES.

GAIUS STILL PERVY. UTHER HADN'T FORGOTTEN.

GWEN WELL KNEW OF MORGANA'S DILDOS.

"FUCK?" "YES!" "NOW?" "YES!" "FUCK, MERLIN!"

"HOLY FUCKERSNAPS, THEY'RE SCHTOINKING!" CRIED ANGEL.

KATIE SLOWLY TOOK OFF HER GLASSES.

"ENTER ME, ENTER ME," MOANED ARTHUR.

"RPS, WHAT'S THAT?" "I'LL SHOW YOU."

nixwilliams December 3 2008, 09:52:18 UTC

"HOLY FUCKERSNAPS, THEY'RE SCHTOINKING!" CRIED ANGEL. = WINNNNNN!

"NO! NOT ON THE PIZZA BASES!"

I WILL THINK OF MORE BUT I AM TOO DRUNK AT PRESENT.

MOAR! johnnypurple December 3 2008, 11:10:22 UTC

"THEY ACTUALLY ORDERED THE FUCKERSNAP PIZZA??!"

"STOP MUMBLING AND SUCK MY COCK!"

"A LITTLE TO THE LEFT, MERLI."

MORGANA'S TONGUE - GWEN'S NEW FAVOURITE THING.

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