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[roflolmaomg]

HAY HOWZ IT GOING I'M PROCRASTINATING IMPORTANT PAPERS AND WHAT NOT, LET ME INCLUDE YOU.

I CAN'T SEEM TO STOP WRITING STUPID LITTLE PLOTLESS DRABBLES AND SINCE I HAVEN'T BEEN YELLED AT YET FOR PREVIOUS ONES, I'M FEELING COMPLETELY FREE TO SHARE MORE UNTIL I'M KICKED OUT. I'M REALLY SORRY.

OKAY HERE'S THE NAUGHTY ONE FIRST, THEN THE OTHER ONE HAS FOOD

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[leandergasped]

ARGH. I WISH TO MARRY YOU. AND THEM. THE FIRST ONE, WELL, SEE ICON. THE SECOND ONE CONFIRMED THIS BECAUSE I AM ADDICTED TO DANISH PASTRIES.

[roflolmaomg]

I QUITE LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY TEA UPON SIGHT.

THAT'S FANTASTIC, DARLING, WE'LL SERVE ONLY DANISH PASTRIES AT THE RECEPTION.

MMMM.

[leandergasped]

AND YOU ARE DRINKING TEA, MY LOVE GROWS.
WE NEED A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN ALSO.

[roflolmaomg]

SWEET JESUS, WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

AND WE CAN DIP FRUIT AND PRETZALS AND POUND CAKE AND BJAMES INTO SUCH FOUNTAIN.

I REMEMBER THAT STORY. I ACTUALLY DIED A LITTLE BIT.

[marn_barn]

THE FIRST ONE IS HOT. SECOND ONE IS GREAT. WHY DOES ARTHUR ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF WHEN IT'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS WHAT HE WANTS? MERLIN TAKING ADVANTAGE IS JUST A NATURAL CONSEQUENCE (IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE).

[roflolmaomg]

OH I KNOW, RIGHT? MY ALTERNATIVE TO THE PASTRY BUSINESS WAS TO MAKE MERLIN EXTREMELY PERVERTED AND BEING ALL, "FIND AN OPENING?! FUFUFUFUFUFU."

BECAUSE REALLY, ALL ARTHUR THINKS ABOUT IS SEX.

[sequinedfairy]

YOU KNOW, WHEN SOMEONE IS ATTEMPTING TO GET DRESSED AND HAS TO LEAVE THE HOUSE IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES, IT IS REALLY NOT HELPFUL WHEN SHE SEES THE WORDS "NAUGHTY" "FOOD" AND "CAPSLOCK_MERLIN" WHEN SHE STUPIDLY CHECKS HER FLIST. I CLICKED ON IT AND SPENT ABOUT FIVE MINUTES BASKING IN THE GLORY. I WOULD YELL AT YOU IF I HAD BEEN LATE AND ALSO IT HADN'T BEEN SO HOT AND FUNNY. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

IT WAS ACTUALLY BEAUTIFUL THOUGH, I LOVE YOU.

[roflolmaomg]

SO SORRY, TOO BUSY LAUGHING.

BEST SCOLDING I'VE EVER RECIEVED. I'M ALSO GLAD YOU WEREN'T LATE THOUGH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT EXCUSE.

"UH, MY BAD, I WAS READING SOMETHING ABOUT FOOD AND PORN BUT NOT NECESSARILY TOGETHER AND. YEAH."

[sequinedfairy]

DAMMIT, NOW THE NEXT TIME I'M LATE TO CLASS AND MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY, I REALLY WANT TO SAY, "SO SORRY, I WAS READING GAY PORN ABOUT MERLIN AND ARTHUR, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS." KNOWING ME I PROBABLY WILL, AND THEN MAYBE BE SENT TO A PSYCHOLOGIST OR SOMETHING. IF THAT HAPPENS, I AM SO SEWING YOU. THE SADDEST PART IS IT WILL PROBABLY BE TRUE. OH GOD.

I'M HAPPY I GAVE YOU A GOOD SCOLDING ;)

[roflolmaomg]

SEWING ME AN ADORABLE PLUSHIE OF YOURSELF, I HOPE. OR MAYBE OF ARTHUR AND MERLIN.

AND THEN I CAN DO PICSPAMS OF EPIC GAY PLUSHIE GOODNESS.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN THE NUTHOUSE. <3

[living_ink]

HELLO! I AM A NEW MEMBER, AND WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I ENJOY YOUR PORNOGRAPHY. CONTINUE TO WRITE AND POST -- IT IS A GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.