Comments | capslock_merlin: TELLL ME WHERE THEY ARE LOCATED!

porntestpilot in capslock_merlin

TELLL ME WHERE THEY ARE LOCATED!

Dec 17, 2008 19:33

I DEMAND LAP DANCES!

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adler1013 December 18 2008, 00:42:16 UTC

THEY ARE LOCATED IN MY PANTS

ACCESS IS RESTRICTED...

...UNLESS ONE COMES BEARING DELICIOUS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND A SUITABLE SUPPLY OF ONE-DOLLAH BILLS

WHY DO YOU ASK?

porntestpilot December 18 2008, 00:45:00 UTC

I AM DEMAND THEM FOR ARTHUR FROM MERLIN BUT LET'S CONTINUE THIS DISCUSSION.

HOW MANY ONE DOLLAH BILLS ARE WE TAKING? I HAVE LIKE 20 RIGHT NOW. AND A LOT OF ALCOHOL.

adler1013 December 18 2008, 00:47:58 UTC

SOMEONE SHOULD SHOOP ARTHUR&MERLIN DANCEYTIMES. SOMEONE NOT ME, ON ACCOUNT OF MY HAVING NO PHOTOCHOP PROGRAMS.

I REQUIRE ONE DOLLAH BILL PER DANCE B/C I AM A CLASSY LADY

AND IT TAKES A PATHETICALLY LOW QUANTITY OF ALCHOHOL TO CONVINCE ME TO FLAIL LIKE AN IDIOT, SO JUST HIT ME UP WITH WHATEVER YOU GOT BB

porntestpilot December 18 2008, 00:53:02 UTC

I WANT SOME FICSHUN WHERE COLIN GIVES BRADLEY ONE AS WELL. OR LIKE FIVE. HUNDRED.

EXCELLENT. I WILL TAKE THREE PLEASE AND I EVEN HAVE A WINO SIZE BOTTLE OF AWESOME SPARKLING WINE READY TO GO.

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clockworkwolves December 18 2008, 00:46:39 UTC

THERE IS A BIG BAG OF THEM ATTACHED TO THAT UNICORN OVER THERE?
QUICK, CATCH IT.

porntestpilot December 18 2008, 00:51:44 UTC

YOU KNOW NO ONE HERE CAN TOUCH A UNICORN. :(

clockworkwolves December 18 2008, 00:57:43 UTC

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO PAY MERLIN TO LURE IT FOR YOU.

porntestpilot December 18 2008, 01:07:37 UTC

I CAN THINK OF BETTER THINGS TO PAY MERLIN TO DO.

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loves_bitch December 18 2008, 00:51:13 UTC

UHHH THEY ARE POSSIBLY IN MY CLOSET. THAT'S WHERE I FIND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING I LOOSE.

HMMMM GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF SOCO AND I WILL GIVE YOU AS MANY LAP DANCES AS YOU WANT.

porntestpilot December 18 2008, 00:54:10 UTC

THAT MAKES SENSE.

I DO NOT DRINK SOCO - WILL YOU ACCEPT JACK DANIELS? I CAN MAKE AMERETTO SOURS?

loves_bitch December 18 2008, 00:57:53 UTC

I WILL TAKE AMARETTO SOURS.

CONSIDERING THE LAST TIME I HAD ON I ENDED UP ON A ROOF OF A CAR DOING "EYE OF THE TIGER" I THINK THIS BODES WELL.

porntestpilot December 18 2008, 01:08:15 UTC

YEAH, BUT YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY.

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meritjubet December 18 2008, 02:41:34 UTC

I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALREADY GOT MINE. IN THE MALE *WRIGGLES EYEBROWS OBSCENELY*

porntestpilot December 18 2008, 02:55:10 UTC

YOU WRITE TIM AND KON! COME HERE TO BE MOLESTED!!!

meritjubet December 18 2008, 03:13:57 UTC

THEY ARE IRRESISTIBLE~ LIKE ARTHUR AND MERLIN NEED TO BE TOGETHER! *IS HAPPILY MOLESTED*

roflolmaomg December 18 2008, 03:33:35 UTC

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nixwilliams December 18 2008, 07:22:14 UTC

GWEN'S WONKY EYE IS LOVE