MY BROTHER IS PLAYING SW2:E BEHIND ME

Sep 23, 2009 11:47

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT HANZO MAKES SEX NOISES AS HE FIGHTS?

I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF A GIVEN WITH SAY, THE QIAOS (DA QIAO IN DW3 WAS JUST... AUDIO LOLICON ALL THE WAY, EVEN IF THEY LOOKED SORT OF OLDER THAN THEY DO NOW)

BUT IT'S REALLY AWKWARD COMING FROM A TINY LITTLE NINJA WHO SPEAKS EVEN LESS THAN ZHOU TAI

OKAY ANYWAY

nobunaga is historically homo, what, neenjers

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strategists September 23 2009, 02:11:30 UTC
CAN'T SAY I HAVE, BUT I HAVE NOTED THAT I AM ATTRACTED TO LU BU'S "INSIDE VOICE" (HIS NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE AS OPPOSED TO HIM THREATENING TO KILL EVERYONE)

ALSO, MANIPULATING THE OFFICER SOUND FX IN THE GALLERY IN SW2:E TOOK UP MOST OF MY TIME FOR SIX MONTHS
IT'S LIKE A SUGGESTIVE SOUNDBOARD
NOBUNAGA IS A GOOD ONE TO TRY OUT

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toxic_chocolate September 23 2009, 02:23:53 UTC
I WANT TO HEAR HIM SINGING SOMETHING
LIKE
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE, BABE
AS OPPOSED TO I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ME

I SHALL GIVE IT A SHOT WHEN MATT FINISHES UP
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO TRAIN UP HANZO, BECAUSE HE KEEPS DYING

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strategists September 23 2009, 02:51:15 UTC
TRUE DAT

HERE, I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND CHECKED MY GAME ON BEHALF OF EVERYBODY

(IF ANYONE ELSE IS READING THIS, WHICH THEY AREN'T: TO GET TO THE OFFICER SOUND FX GALLERY IN SAMURAI WARRIORS 2 EMPIRES, IT'S ARCHIVE > OFFICERS)

THE SUSSEST SOUNDS (AND THEREFORE THE ONLY ONES WORTH CHECKING) ARE DAMAGE - LIGHT, DAMAGE - MEDIUM, DAMAGE - HEAVY, AND K.O. NATURALLY IT VARIES FROM OFFICER TO OFFICER
ALL OF THEM ARE FAIRLY SUSPECT BUT SOME MORE THAN OTHERS (AND OTHERS I WAS TOO SCARED TO CHECK)
THESE ARE, IMO, THE SUSS ONES STUCK IN THE THROES OF PASSIONNOBUNAGA (OBV ( ... )

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PROOFREADING, PLZ IGNORE strategists September 23 2009, 02:55:52 UTC
WTF DID I TYPE AN AMPERSAND AND THEN WRITE 'AND' FOR
INSURANCE

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avemarionetta September 26 2009, 00:04:19 UTC
ALL OF THEM MAKE SEX NOISES I CAN'T PLAY A SINGLE KOEI GAME IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY OR THEY'LL THINK IT'S SOME KINKY PORNO I'M SURE.

IT'S HANZO. HE PROBABLY GETS OFF ON FIGHTING.

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toxic_chocolate September 26 2009, 12:09:01 UTC
YOU KNOW, ADDED TO THAT, WITH HIS SW1 CORSET/SCANTIES, I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF HE'S NOHIME'S LONG-LOST BROTHER OR SOMETHING

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